Monthly Recognition of Dick Harris

@Dick Harris To the mayor who manages to get himself into more trouble than anyone I've ever seen despite 1% sales tax and high pay, I want to commend you for your commitment to the city. Even though I don't speak to you often, every time I do it's always a blast, even if it usually starts with you getting blasted.

Seriously though how do you manage to get shot at least every hour as mayor?

(I'm sorry I didn't let you into my leaf last night when you were cuffed)

they cant keep a 1% mayor down!