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    Bug Report (Cars sometimes phase through each other when ramming them)

    Type of Bug: Content Description of the Bug: Cars sometimes phase through each other when ramming them How to reproduce the Bug: This only occurs sometimes, seemingly when you hit a car multiple times. It often happens to me when attempting to perform TPAC or pit manoeuvres on vehicles on...
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    Bug Report (Store website shows your old Steam profile picture)

    Type of Bug: Website Description of the Bug: Store website shows your old Steam profile picture How to reproduce the Bug: Log in to the store website, log out and then change your Steam profile picture. No matter how often you log in, it doesn't show your current profile picture. In the...
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    Action Request (Magic Mike)

    Your Steam Name: privateme Your Roleplay Name: Zachary Hoffman Your SteamID: STEAM_0:0:513168029 Player's Steam Name: Magic Mike Player's Roleplay Name: Nicholas Nickelson Player's SteamID: STEAM_0:1:434198131 Why should this player be punished?: 3.4 - User stole a car and was found at the...
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    Community Suggestion Add upvote/downvote system to Law Reform

    Suggestion Title: Add upvote/downvote system to Law Reform Suggestion Description: Add an upvote/downvote system similar to suggestions to the Law Reform section of the forums. Why should this be added?: - Allows people to vote on law ammendments. What negatives could this have?: - None...
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    Bug Report (Cars can be revved whilst the engine is off)

    Type of Bug: Lua Description of the Bug: Cars can be revved whilst the engine is off How to reproduce the Bug: Rev a car whilst the engine is off by holding space and pressing W. Expected behaviour: Does nothing; cars can't rev whilst the engine is off. Actual behaviour: It revs. Media...
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    Bug Report (Missing texture on Business Junction south exit)

    Type of Bug: Map Description of the Bug: Missing texture on Business Junction south exit How to reproduce the Bug: On the outside of one of the walls on the off ramp at Business Junction when coming from city, there is a missing texture. Media...
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    Bug Report (All messages in the report window are aligned to the right)

    Type of Bug: Lua Description of the Bug: All messages in the report window are aligned to the right How to reproduce the Bug: Make a report as a regular player, have an admin respond. The messages from the admin should be aligned to the left, however, they are on the right. Media...
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    Action Request (henrilouisn)

    Your Steam Name: privateme Your Roleplay Name: Zachary Hoffman Your SteamID: STEAM_0:0:513168029 Player's Steam Name: henrilouisn Player's Roleplay Name: Roam Stirke Player's SteamID: 76561198711382132 Why should this player be punished?: Me and my org had KOS on the user due to the...
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    Don't Fail Gunpoint

    Loads of people have decided to do something stupid under gunpoint with me, like pulling out a gun, running away or just flat out not complying. I've collected some clips of people doing these things, and compiled them into a video to name and shame them. I hope you enjoy!
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    Bug Report (Can't jump on the window sills in the supervisor's office, but you can jump on the ones in the corridor)

    Type of Bug: Map Description of the Bug: Can't jump on the window sills in the supervisor's office, but you can jump on the ones in the corridor How to reproduce the Bug: Go to the supervisors office and try to jump on the window sills. There is seemingly an invisible wall preventing you...
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    Bug Report (Surrendering is broken)

    Type of Bug: Lua Description of the Bug: Surrendering is broken How to reproduce the Bug: Earlier, I was gun pointed by a police officer for having a gun on my back. The following issues occurred: - Pressing my gunpoint keybind didn't work, I had to use the emote wheel - In the bottom...
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    Action Request (Unknown)

    Your Steam Name: privateme Your Roleplay Name: Zachary Moretti Your SteamID: STEAM_0:0:513168029 Player's Steam Name: Unknown Player's Roleplay Name: Jayby Xoxo Player's SteamID: Unknown Why should this player be punished?: 2.5, 3.4 - Took a gun that was dropped after I surrendered...
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    Server Suggestion Remove loading screen tips regarding advanced planters

    Suggestion Title: Remove loading screen tips regarding advanced planters Suggestion Description: Due to the fact that advanced planters have been removed, the loading screen tips regarding advanced planters are redundant. In the JS file https://loading.perpheads.com/loading/loading.js, the...
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    Bug Report (Stuck when attaching wheel clamps)

    Type of Bug: Content Description of the Bug: Stuck when attaching wheel clamps How to reproduce the Bug: Go to a car and attempt to attach a wheel clamp. Once the progress bar has completed, you won't be able to move unless you equip another item. Furthermore, the clamp doesn't actually...
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    Action Request (Steez)

    Your Steam Name: privateme Your Roleplay Name: Zachary Moretti Your SteamID: STEAM_0:0:513168029 Player's Steam Name: Steez Player's Roleplay Name: Albert Hefler Player's SteamID: STEAM_0:0:478724585 Why should this player be punished?: 2.5 - User threw a grenade in the City Garage for...
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    Bug Report (Typing on PLPD.online on the police computer triggers binds)

    Type of Bug: Lua Description of the Bug: Typing on PLPD.online on the police computer triggers binds How to reproduce the Bug: Open the police computer with F3, go to the PLPD.online tab and type. If you hit any keys that correspond to keybinds, like B, N or P. It triggers whatever action...
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    Police Suggestion Give RTOs the large "area closed" barricade

    Suggestion Title: Give RTOs the large "area closed" barricade Suggestion Description: For some reason, regular officers can access the large "area closed" barricade, whereas RTOs can't. There have been MANY situations where I would have needed that, but have had to resort to using the little...
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    Bug Report (10-6 in gov chat appears as "change channel")

    Type of Bug: Lua Description of the Bug: 10-6 in gov chat appears as "change channel" How to reproduce the Bug: Type 10-6 in the gov chat. It should be Busy, but instead appears as Change Channel Media: https://i.postimg.cc/vZC5q0B3/image.png
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    Bug Report (Torch flickers in the forest sewers)

    Type of Bug: Content Description of the Bug: Torch flickers in the forest sewers How to reproduce the Bug: Go to forest sewers with a torch, turn it on with F and look around. It flickers. Media: https://medal.tv/games/garrys-mod/clips/mnQaYiYlWXiQXHW2D?invite=cr-MSxuSk0sNDIwMzQ4ODY5&v=9
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    Action Request (mitchellhoyes)

    Your Steam Name: privateme Your Roleplay Name: Zachary Hofmann Your SteamID: STEAM_0:0:513168029 Player's Steam Name: mitchellhoyes Player's Roleplay Name: Balthus Diadra Player's SteamID: STEAM_0:0:616907125 Why should this player be punished?: 3.4 - User failed to comply with gunpoint after...
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    Bug Report (SCAR-L reloaded, but rounds can't be fired)

    Type of Bug: Lua Description of the Bug: SCAR-L reloaded, but rounds can't be fired How to reproduce the Bug: As seen in the clip, I reloaded my SCAR, but when attempting to shoot, it had no bullets in it. All the mags I had were full. Time Stamp: 22/03/2026 @ ≈19:20 GMT Media...
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    Bug Report (Invisible fire)

    Type of Bug: Lua Description of the Bug: Invisible fire How to reproduce the Bug: There was a molotov in Tidals and I somehow died to seemingly invisible fire. I'm not sure if this was smoke inhalation but it sure didn't look like it, as you can see my body being burnt at the end. Time...
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    The Music of PERPheads

    How broad is the music taste of the PERPheads community? I've decided to take it upon myself to find out. Why? Just for a bit of fun for everyone. I've made a Spotify playlist that I'm sharing a link to so anyone can add to it just to see what happens. I've already started it off with some songs...
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    How to play MIDI files into the piano

    As you may have seen, the piano in PERP allows you to attach a MIDI device. This is great if you have a physical MIDI keyboard, but what if you just want to play songs without that. Well, with a few minutes to spare and a few pieces of software, you can do just that! I know the colours in the...
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    Server Suggestion More musical instruments

    Suggestion Title: More musical instruments Suggestion Description: Currently, the only musical instrument that PERP has is a piano. Don't get me wrong, it's great in the fact you can either plug in a keyboard into a MIDI port or use something like LoopBe to play files, but not every song is a...
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    Bug Report (RTU Porsche shows that you can have 255 suspects in the back)

    Type of Bug: Lua Description of the Bug: RTU Porsche shows that you can have 255 suspects in the back How to reproduce the Bug: 1 - Press R to force a cuffed suspect into the car. 2 - Look at the number in the title bar. It will be out of 255. Time Stamp: 23/02/2026 @ 19:59 GMT...
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    Server Suggestion Stop the DBS being equipped when crafting a Sawed-Off

    Suggestion Title: Stop the DBS being equipped when crafting a Sawed-Off Suggestion Description: When crafting a Sawed-Off shotgun with the crafting queue, it makes a Double Barrel Shotgun first. When doing this, it ends up being equipped, which cancels the queue for you not having free hands...
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    Server Suggestion Org phone numbers

    Suggestion Title: Org phone numbers Suggestion Description: When recruiting, orgs often put the phone numbers of multiple command members on their posters and adverts. This is a problem, as if some members aren't online, they obviously can't pick up the phone. This can be solved with an org...
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    Paralake Logistics Co.

    Paralake Logistics Co. Welcome to Paralake Logistics Co! We are an org that welcomes all play styles and people. No matter who you are, you can easily find something to do in PLC. We were founded on 20/02/2026 by Zachary Hofmann (myself) and John Logistics (@rupsurapsu). We are currently...
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    Write for a Paralake magazine!

    Hi all! I'm writing a magazine called Paralake Pulse. It's a magazine for everything Paralake; events, news and everything else that's going on. However, I've not got nearly enough things to fill a magazine. That's where you come in. I'm looking for people to write articles for the magazine. It...
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