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Hello boxing fans of Paralake! It's been just over a day and a half since King of the Ring concluded with its epic final bout. For those who missed it, we had 21 competitors duking it out for the title of King of the Ring! In the end, only one came out on top. A huge congratulations to the...

Is this a new law or a change to a current law: New Law What law do you wish to change/add: 7.9 - Possession of Anti-Material rifles - It is illegal to manufacture, sell, possess or transport anti-material rifles. Why should this change/addition be made: These weapons are not effective...

King of the Ring - Paralake's latest fighting tournament. King of the Ring started as an underground fight club operating out of the slums district of Paralake. Since then, the organisation has gained legitimacy in the wider fighting world. We are happy to announce we have officially been...

Suggestion Title: Clothing insignias as milestones Suggestion Description: The initial idea I had was that reaching CPR certification of any type unlocks an equip-able clothing decal thingy (the same thing occupied by pride flags, letters, etc.) I think the idea is cool enough to be expanded to...

Hello everypawdy!!!! Over the past couple of weeks we've been running a black market shop. The idea started in V5 with access to bazaar and was adapted to city shop when the map changed back. It's been an incredible amount of fun to run. At times the excitement in the voices of people seeing...

Suggestion Title: Please let me sync my daily missions with my friends Suggestion Description: Some kind of method of syncing (or sharing) a daily mission so that it still consumes your one-per-day but allows me to do it with friends even if we don't share the same one Why should this be...

Type of Bug: Lua Description of the Bug: daily shift objective and parcel locations overlap on courier How to reproduce the Bug: do your daily shift as a courier and drive your car with packages in Errors: this is not an error caused by malfunctioning code I suspect they just appear in...

Suggestion Title: Fishing category in the org leaderboard Suggestion Description: Add a separate fishing category to the org leaderboard Why should this be added?: I've heard a space just opened up on the tab list! What negatives could this have?: Fishing zergs What problem would this...

Shoutout to pure, seething rage and acute sleep depravation for the contents of this post. Raid fatigue is incredibly common on cop. There used to be so many more things for cops to do, but whenever I've been on duty in the past few weeks it's just raid after raid against people equipped with...

Suggestion Title: Daily shift missions should give a substantial xp reward Suggestion Description: title Why should this be added?: makes sense if you think about it What negatives could this have?: exp inflation (dont google this) What problem would this suggestion solve?: none but it...

Is this a new law or a change to a current law: Change What law do you wish to change/add: Add the following to law 7.6: "A person does not act unlawfully under articles 7.3, 7.4 or 7.5 if they are transporting an offensive weapon in a way that is direct and immediate between places of secure...

Suggestion Title: Rebalance org xp Suggestion Description: Rebalance org XP, pistol kills should give a bonus multiplier (more for revolvers,) and optionally so should melee kills Additionally, confiscating cop equipment should give more points than killing them Why should this be added...

Type of Bug: Lua Description of the Bug: Crafting queue time limit bypass How to reproduce the Bug: Craft a grenade, wait until the queue reaches the last required craft (the grenade itself,) then queue up as many as you can. This tricks the game into thinking the craft is only 12 seconds when...

Suggestion Title: Fishing tweaks that WILL improve fishing overnight Suggestion Description: Implement the following suggestions and make fishing ACTUALLY enjoyable, ordered by a laywomans estimation of complexity to implement - Cooking fish should give more than 20% extra money, maybe make it...

Suggestion Title: Camera photo resolution sized billboards around the city Suggestion Description: Small billboards in public places that are the resolution of the camera photos Why should this be added?: - people can share their funny photos in public places and it'll look pretty neat and...

Suggestion Title: Perception increases the expected value of fishing catches Suggestion Description: Higher levels in perception should alter the loot table for fishing to increase the odds of getting higher valued fish / items and reduce the odds of getting garbage / stolen rod. Why should...

Hello perpheads.com (the sequel). I just wanted to let you all know that I got confirmation today that I have passed the second stage of my masters degree. I did not pass all of the modules (oops,) but I have received confirmation that regardless of the resit result the module will be...

Type of Bug: Content Description of the Bug: You can swap to RTU gear with the bearcat when you own it. I think this is a bug because other options prevent you from downgrading. How to reproduce the Bug: do the above thing Time Stamp: idk Errors: idk Media: no but its very easily...

Suggestion Title: Define offensive weapon in the definition section of the law Suggestion Description: Define offensive weapon in the definition section of the law and remove the last sentence in law 7.3 and reference to said law in law 9.2. Why should this be added?: There is a keyword that...

Suggestion Title: Remove roundabouts in v7 Suggestion Description: remove roundabouts in v7 Why should this be added?: Roundabouts are an intelligent way of managing traffic IRL, however given PERP's clunky driving and lack of actual traffic for the most part, they are nothing but a...

Suggestion Title: RTU get gas cans, wrenches in trunk of vehicle Suggestion Description: See title Why should this be added?: It would benefit RTU in their duties and save me money (I already make sure to carry both) What negatives could this have?: No idea What problem would this suggestion...

Your Steam Name: exrobite Your Roleplay Name: Penelope Poisson Your SteamID: STEAM_0:0:51339826 Reason for Request: I downgraded and sold my single upgrade tesla and fully downgraded my ford raptor to purchase a 2015 holiday doll for $3m that was later removed Requested Items: Either 3 million...

Suggestion Title: Top N orgs should automatically be rivalled with each other Suggestion Description: The top N (where N is to be decided,) orgs should be automatically rivalled with each other. Why should this be added?: - Stop giant coop zergs and huge bases What negatives could this...

Suggestion Title: Catch of the Day difficulty (length) selection Suggestion Description: Add the ability to select a length of mission for catch of the day, from 3, like chop shop. This would increase the number of fish required, and also the complexity of the order (selecting multiple types of...

@KINGOFTHEBEES is a legend of Paralake. I haven't met someone who's opinion mattered that didn't like him. I always look forward to seeing him on the server and he has been a highlight of my time back. I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say "dee dee mega doo doo, jimmy... dee dee mega doo doo...."

WE ARE JARHEADZ While you were calling ten toes and spamming your shitty sniper rifles, we were studying the way of the blade and bomb. We have one mission statement. Chaos. If you fuck with us, you will be cut down where you stand, or beaten to a bloody, quivering pulp. DO NOT FUCK WITH...

Suggestion Title: Adjust "The internet" subforum Suggestion Description: Make "the internet" posts show up in shoutbox as threads in other forums would Why should this be added?: The Internet is sadly a dead forum that nobody uses, but it is the place that is designated for threads written...

Is this a new law or a change to a current law: 3.4 Issuing of Arrest Warrants What law do you wish to change/add: From: "The Paralake Police Department may issue a warrant for a person’s arrest, if the officer requesting the warrant holds reasonable belief that the individual named in the...

Le Family Doggo, coming soon to a re-designed city near you... Credit to @Sonzy for preserving these historic clips!!!!!!!