☠️Paralake Pirates☠️

[Bnjemann]

AHOY!

We be th' Paralake Pirates!

We be here t' drink yer ale 'n plunder yer rum at th' Point o' a gun!

We Plunder yer booty 'n Swashbuckle our way through Skallywags!

Allies:
None fuck ye's all

Enemy orgs and individuals:​

• PLPD
• Any org that has a fucking lame uniform code because y'all are an Eyesore.
• @Dapsas for dumb rating the org page and posting a video of him mugging sweaters (Which can be found Here)
• Paralake Pirates
• Henry
• Every Org not listed under the Allies list
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• Want to Ally with the PLP? Heres a picture guide on how to Ally with us!​

Want to join? Apply on our upcoming application page!

Requirements for our application:

Spoiler: Guideline

No rimlicker's, I cannot stress this enough. If your nose is covered in shit, you ain't getting it.

Spoiler: Guideline

Having a fast car, loads of cash and loads of guns does NOT automatically mean you can join. I'd rather have loyal crewmates in minis than lilly livers in Lambos!

We don't accept exclusive powergrowers, We want members who actively pursue INTERESTING scenarios.

If you value friendships / rimlick big org's to the point where you will side with them over us, don't bother applying

Actually be interested in raiding, no "Muh guns" Bullshit.

Don't be afraid of spooky virtual gangsters and police men, them shit ain't even real fam they cant RDM you IRL

BE A FUCKING PIRATE!!!

Spoiler: Why ye should join th' crew

Ye arent gettin' into Olsen ever scallywag, stop rimlickin' 15 year ole virtual gangsters 'n get yer owns farrgin' reputation

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[Mikey]

Do not plunder my boat

 

[ErmakDimon]

Bring it on

 

[Aero]

Requirements:
Having a fast car

but you are pirates?

 

[Bnjemann]

LEAKED IMAGE OF THE PARALAKE PIRATE HIMSELF, DAMIEN SAINT-WYLDE, IN ACTION!

Above: The captain of the Paralake Pirates on his way to plough your wench

 

[John Valli]

"Requirements:
Having a fast car"

You drive a jeep :/

 

[David]

I was a paralake pirate for 1 minute I saw who was in it got adhd and left

 

[Tyla Jai]

AHOY

 

[Aquaa]

Bartholomew the actual IRL Somali Pirate declares WAR! No surrender.

 

[Bnjemann]

My message to paralake:

 

[Niko]

Please leave

Regards,
everyone

 

[Yaseen]

 

[Bnjemann]

IMPORTANT ARRNOUNCEMENT!

We be bearin' some sad news about the Crew! We be sorry to announce this, but due to unforseen circumstances, I have made the most heartbreaking decision.









This org is still active and most likely will remain a thing for a long time.

Ye reckon we be goin' t' disband ever? This cancer be here t' stay, ye farrgin' twat. Don't like it? Wants us gone? Ye can get away from us by crawlin' back up yer mothers barnacle ridden powder pan. I'll Skewer yer gizzard, ye sad cum stains.

When we be done wit' ye, ye will be eatin' th' shit out o' th' poop deck aft th' crew give ye a bukkake nah even Davy Jones hisself couldn't watch

FARG YE ALL


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[Taylor]

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The Dark Blue and Red People are going to "fuck you up".
wanker
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The Dark Blue and Red People Require you to put us on ur enemy list.
wanker
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[Bnjemann]

I was a paralake pirate for 1 minute I saw who was in it got adhd and left

And now you CWB'd and they aren't O O F

Love u davod

 

[Bnjemann]

Announcement:

We changed our name to the Paralake Privateers, which more or less means the same thing but has less illegal implications because we aren't criminals all our murder clips are from a gmod server called PERPheads.​

 

[Bnjemann]

PARALAKE PIRATE'S ARE BACK!

Good people who dont suck can join​

 

[Brinch]

Organisation inactive, disbanded.

Please contact a member of staff to re-open it when needed.