FY - Paralake racing league

Eistee von Aldi said:

I am excited to announce the addition of 2 brand-new teams to the roster​


PPS XQ-BANK RACING STOOLS
is a very promising club founded by Dutchman @Medium

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I have no idea how he got XQ-Bank to sponsor them; the manager in that bank branch refused to talk to me and even threatened to call the cops.


Additionally, as a huge supporter of SAFE and CONSIDERATE driving, who technically never encouraged anybody to speed or break traffic laws during these events, I am also very pleased to welcome:

PLPD/RTU BLUE SHELL DIVISION

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Members of this team are allowed to pit maneuver you during the race if they decide to do so; unfortunately, I have no say in that matter. As a matter of fact, I don't have any jurisdiction over this team. If you think a member of the Blue Shell Division has wronged you, please complain >here<
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Our primary driver Peter-Paul Verlopende is ready to take on Fentanyl One

His interview with PLN:
"I think I am ready for this opportunity. I have been doing underground racing for years which I believe has given me the edge I need in Fentanyl One. I am not afraid to enter a fight with my opponents and I will do everything in my power to win. I hope to bring some new flair into Fentanyl One"

His contract is rumored to be $500 yearly and free access to a Bazaar Shop
 
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Our Secondary driver, Belgium Ruben Vanhout a.k.a. 'The Librarian', he is a rookie to the sport.

His PLN Interview:
"I am grateful to Red Stool for giving me a chance in their PXBARS car. I can't wait to show my talent to all Fentanyl One fans and bring another challenge to the sport. I have an amazing Team behind me to support me on this journey and I hope I can prove myself to become a great."

His contract is rumored to be 3 burgers, 2 soda, 5 powdered sugars and 20 dollars.
 
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Can you do a rally solely for double upgraded cars that are sub 80k in stock price? My Double upgraded Hudson Hornet needs a good rally...
 

FY#7 results​

  1. @Recession - Audi R8 Spyder
  2. @Hamza Hadzic - Mercedes SLR
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DriverMakeModelstarting positionresultimage
Rosan DoeAudiR8 Spyder71st place
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Hamza HadzicMercedesSLR62nd place
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Sloome PrinceAudiR8 V104crash/2nd lap
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Ricky HendrixNissanSkyline R341forfeit/2nd lap
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Machams McDonaldsAston MartinRapide13crash/2nd lap
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Stefanell HadzicMcLarenP111crash/1st lap
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Benny FrandsenLexusIS 3009crash/1st lap
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Christopher BonannoNissanGT-R SpecV14crash/1st lap
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Tarone IdrinLexusIS F3crash/1st lap
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Seth SlessorNissanSkyline R3410crash/1st lap
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Johnathon LicksonVWGolf GTI12crash/1st lap
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Baker FoeBMWM32forfeit/1st lap
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Yaroslav AbramovichLexusIS F5forfeit/1st lap
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Axel BlomfieldPorsche997 GT38DQ/missed checkpoint
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Team Blue Shell almost took this one, but Rosan Doe managed to get a huge win in the end. Thanks for joining the race on the Willy Paolucci Circuit, next event is Sunday 20th April.


Credit:
@0xMarkon
@AceAbo
@fokus-rado08
@burnett
@General Ruthless
@Off da woodz
@Oddy
 
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event funding update​

First of all I want to thank my buddy @fokus-rado08 for his generous donation of 1.1 million perpdollars! Rado has funded the entire remaining season for everone!

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registration fees
Sign-up fees now depend on how expensive your car is. People with very fast supercars pay slightly more. We will test out changes like this to try get event costs down to net zero.

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new prize pool
  • 1st place: 200k
  • 2nd place: 20k
  • 3rd place: firm handshake
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sponsorships
We considered renaming tracks, DM any offers. Additionally following teams are being sold off:
• Horse Statue owners club of Paralake
• Fentsnortaz
• Hungrige Schweine
• 1.9 Exhaust Inhalers

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FY#8 results​

  1. @fokus-rado08 - Pagani Zonda C12
  2. @Hamza Hadzic - Mercedes SLR
  3. @walnash - Nissan Skyline R34
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DriverMakeModelstarting positionresultimage
Radoslav StoyanovPaganiZonda C12141st place finish
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Hamza HadzicMercedesSLR32nd place finish
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Sasha BlackNissanSkyline R34203rd place finish
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Rafi NabilMcLarenP164th place finish
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Ryan LucasAudiR8 Plus105th place finish
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Leonardo SnowTeslaModel S156th place finish
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Baker FoeBMWM3127th place finish
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Steve PhromkraftMcLarenF116crash/3rd lap
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Betty DrizzleMcLarenP111crash/3rd lap
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Benjamin QuibblebaumBugattiVeyron SS22crash/2nd lap
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Axel BlomfieldPorsche997 GT39crash/2nd lap
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Stefanell HadzicMcLarenP12crash/2nd lap
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Acer JosephPorscheCarrera GT8crash/2nd lap
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Johnathon LicksonLexusIS-F19forfeit/2nd lap
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Bosman Brown-EbuysonAudiR8 Plus1crash/1st lap
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Rosan DoeAudiR8 Spyder18crash/1st lap
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Tommi BingunnaPosche918 Spyder5crash/1st lap
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Ricky HendrixNissanSkyline R344crash/1st lap
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Christopher BonannoBugattiVeryron21crash/1st lap
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Joe DixonMazdaFurai13crash/1st lap
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Farid CouteauMaseratiQuattroporte Sport GT S23crash/1st lap
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Yuri MorettiLexusIS-F24crash/1st lap
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Jose CapuchinoNissanSkyline R347crash/1st lap
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Wolfgang EisenhammerAudiR8 Plus17crash/1st lap
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Thanks everybody for joining. Next weekend some hosts are busy so no race. Event #9 is gonna be 03.05.2025 from now on SATURDAYS
New Teams announcements and PLPD news soon!

Credit:
@0xMarkon
@JX
@Collier
 
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Eistee von Aldi said:

Fentanyl Yoga 8 results​

  1. @fokus-rado08 - Pagani Zonda C12
  2. @Hamza Hadzic - Mercedes SLR
  3. @walnash - Nissan Skyline R34
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DriverMakeModelstarting positionresultimage
Radoslav StoyanovPaganiZonda Z12141st place finish
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Hamza HadzicMercedesSLR32nd place finish
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Sasha BlackNissanSkyline R34203rd place finish
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Rafi NabilMcLarenP164th place finish
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Ryan LucasAudiR8 V10105th place finish
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Leonardo SnowTeslaModel S156th place finish
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Baker FoeBMWM3127th place finish
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Steve PhromkraftMcLarenF116crash/3rd lap
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Betty DrizzleMcLarenP111crash/3rd lap
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Acer JosephPorscheCarrera GT8crash/2nd lap
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Stefanell HadzicMcLaren P1P12crash/2nd lap
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Benjamin QuibblebaumBugattiVeyron SS22crash/2nd lap
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Axel BlomfieldPorsche997 GT39crash/2nd lap
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Johnathon LicksonLexusIS-F19forfeit/2nd lap
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Bosman Brown-EbuysonAudiR8 V101crash/1st lap
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Rosan DoeAudiR8 Spyder18crash/1st lap
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Tommi BingunnaPosche918 Spyder5crash/1st lap
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Ricky HendrixNissanSkyline R344crash/1st lap
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Christopher BonannoBugattiVeryron SS21crash/1st lap
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Joe DixonMazdaFurai13crash/1st lap
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Farid CouteauMaseratiQuattroporte Sport GT S23crash/1st lap
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Yuri MorettiLexusIS-F24crash/1st lap
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Jose CapuchinoNissanSkyline R347crash/1st lap
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Wolfgang EisenhammerAudiR8 V1017crash/1st lap
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Thanks everybody for joining. Next weekend some hosts are busy so no event. Rally #9 is gonna be 03.05.2025 from now on SATURDAYS
New Teams announcements and PLPD news soon!

Credit:
@0xMarkon
@JX
@Collier
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Love how its pictures of everyones car and then ricky's is just

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PLPD NEWS​

Maybe you heard the news already but we are now officially sanctioned by the PLPD.

Acerius

Thread 'FENTANYL YOGA Receives Official Sanction'

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PARALAKE POLICE DEPARTMENT
FENTANYL YOGA Receives Official Sanction​

Dear colleagues,

Professional Standards, Internal Affairs, and the Road Traffic Unit have evaluated the community interest in FENTANYL YOGA - a racing event series operated by Omar Abu-Almani of ALDI SÜD. After concluding this evaluation, it has been determined that this racing event series brings more good to the city and its citizens than harm.

As...
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This is amazing news for everyone! It means bigger and safer races in the future and no more pistol cops ruining the fun with unfair barricades.
This also means we can use tracks that go straight or left on the intersection.

We are going to stay off the highway for now. I figure 2-3 events is all we need to get our shit together and maybe weed out some trolls and pit maneuverers.
Next event on Saturday is going to be a forest rally. Despite Police presence at the ventures, please do not carry valuables or cash into the forest. A couple wrenches and 1 fuel can is all you need for rallying.

We can thank PD command for this opportunity:

DCoD Gernot Weissmueller
Major Wolfgang Eisenhammer
CPT Acer Joseph
CPT Mandy Sardine




NEW TEAMS​

EISENHAMMER CHAMBERLAIN HILL LLP
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This well established org made their F1 debut last weekend. They have a decade of driving experience under their belt and are one of the favorites to win the upcoming season, despite a rather unspectacular result in their first race.


SALAMANCA FAMILY
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While this team is officially run by Christopher Bonanno rumour has it: Willy Paolucci is still calling the shots from the Paralake penitentiary.
Willy's calls meet deaf ears however, as during practice hours, his members are usually seen gambling at the casino or making advances at sweater girls in bazaar.
They have to pick up some slack if they actually want to win any races.


TAX COLLECTORS RACING TEAM
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This team was founded by Leonard Bushross. They have rank #2 driver Rafi Nabil under contract. Aswell as everyones fan-favorite Sloome Prince.


EBUY RACING TEAM sponsored by AUDI
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This team was founded by Bosman Brown-Ebuyson and competes out of Denmark. It's sponsored by the bazaar shop with the same name, aswell as German car manufacturer Audi apparently.


ROBLOX E-SPORTS RACING powered by BLOXY COLA
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Juan Bonita's new rookie team lineup consists of Deveraux Allaband and Jaxson Wood.


KLOWNSKY INDUSTRIES racing
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My good friend Klown Klownsky's 1 year ban ends tomorrow. It's great to have him back in town.
His racing team originates from Slovakia. Marcus Klownsky, Raphael Klownsky, +Romanian scammer Andrew Bandi
 
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