alcohol awareness

stop drinking alcohol and pick up a useful habit like cigarette smoking. You'll never get as many breaks at your future/current job as your smoker coworkers do, plus you look cool as hell. Also you can go to the UK and stunt on all the kids that will never be able to smoke for being born in the wrong year, fucking losers.
I heard that alcohol and gambling makes for a great combo.
 
I will never quit drinking. I will always make sure that I can keep my body healthy enough so that I can always drink. I love seeing a sunrise with a cocktail, seeing a sunset with a cocktail. Having friends walk into your house with a bottle of wine. Getting on a plane — Can I get you something? Double Jack on the rocks — lots of rocks. I love the moment when someone says, "Maybe we should get a drink," and you're not supposed to. That feeling, it's like a first kiss. You don't get that first kiss when you're married, you get to have your first drinks. At a brunch, someone goes, "Should we do mimosas?" And then the waiter goes, "Actually we have bottomless mimosas," and you're like, "This is gonna be the best day ever!"
 
I will never quit drinking. I will always make sure that I can keep my body healthy enough so that I can always drink. I love seeing a sunrise with a cocktail, seeing a sunset with a cocktail. Having friends walk into your house with a bottle of wine. Getting on a plane — Can I get you something? Double Jack on the rocks — lots of rocks. I love the moment when someone says, "Maybe we should get a drink," and you're not supposed to. That feeling, it's like a first kiss. You don't get that first kiss when you're married, you get to have your first drinks. At a brunch, someone goes, "Should we do mimosas?" And then the waiter goes, "Actually we have bottomless mimosas," and you're like, "This is gonna be the best day ever!"
I like drinking as well
 
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