ASDA Academy (Accepting applications!)

[gaz duppy]

After a recent altercation in the ASDA discord we have unanimously decided to seperate into 2 organisations - A S D A and ASDA Academy

ASDA Academy is now recruiting!

Employee Benefits :
Allied with ASDA - you have nothing to fear Jamie Busross is your friend
Living wage - You keep all of your drug proceeds
Career Progression Scheme - promotions and invitation to the ASDA head office if you are special
Dom Gandhi Approved - after a long struggle in Paralake he finally feels at home in ASDA Academy

How do I join? :
Fill in and post the below:

Name (Government/Street) : Do you have a Tooter account? (Yes/No/Will make one) Hidden talent(s): If you had an elephant in your basement what would you do with it?:

You can also contact Mortimer Wallace or Sasha Black in Paralake for an in person application

Kick off at 6pm

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will just be like pistol cops apart from its gonna say asda