ASDA Academy (Accepting applications!)
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The official asda went out on a tour to Afghanistan to see what was up....
The glorious mexican wave
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Name (Government/Street) : Donald Dickarov
Do you have a Tooter account? (Yes/No/Will make one) I probaly will never make one
Hidden talent(s): Can climb the monkey bars , can do a bunnyhop on my bike
If you had an elephant in your basement what would you do with it?: Cut it up and eat it
Do you have a Tooter account? (Yes/No/Will make one) I probaly will never make one
Hidden talent(s): Can climb the monkey bars , can do a bunnyhop on my bike
If you had an elephant in your basement what would you do with it?: Cut it up and eat it
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@Totally not Heisenburg I would like to issue you an invitation to ASDA academy - we need people like you on the team
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If it is a gang then i am already in the Bloods
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The 'Bloods' do not value you for your true self, they'll use you and abuse you for their own gain. ASDA Academy would never do this
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Name (Government/Street): Daniel Coates
Do you have a Tooter account? - Yes
Hidden talent(s): Growing drugs, defending, raiding, meth making, bank robbing, hostage holding,
assassin. If you had an elephant in your basement what would you do with it?: Take him to the jungles of Papua new guinea.
Do you have a Tooter account? - Yes
Hidden talent(s): Growing drugs, defending, raiding, meth making, bank robbing, hostage holding,
assassin. If you had an elephant in your basement what would you do with it?: Take him to the jungles of Papua new guinea.
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Hello I would like to apply!
After a recent altercation in the ASDA discord we have unanimously decided to seperate into 2 organisations - A S D A and ASDA Academy
ASDA Academy is now recruiting!
Employee Benefits :
Allied with ASDA - you have nothing to fear Jamie Busross is your friend
Living wage - You keep all of your drug proceeds
Career Progression Scheme - promotions and invitation to the ASDA head office if you are special
Dom Gandhi Approved - after a long struggle in Paralake he finally feels at home in ASDA Academy
How do I join? :
Fill in and post the below:
Name (Government/Street) :
Do you have a Tooter account? (Yes/No/Will make one)
Hidden talent(s):
If you had an elephant in your basement what would you do with it?:
You can also contact Mortimer Wallace or Sasha Black in Paralake for an in person application
Kick off at 6pm
My name is Ryan Westcoast.
I do not have a tooter account but I will make one
they wouldn't be hidden talents if I knew about them? That would make them known talents. Trick question.
If I had an elephant in my basement, I would give him a peanut and take care of him
PS. I have max crafting, planning to get max firearm. And I constantly have a bazaar store that I hold down that I am willing to partner up and ASDA the bazaar store out.
| Name (Government/Street) : Lewis thompson Do you have a Tooter account? (Yes/No/Will make one) yes Hidden talent(s): my dad works in asda and stacks the shelfs If you had an elephant in your basement what would you do with it?: crawl up its ass like that film "the brothers grimsby" |
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Important question what department is your dad serving
idk he puts the rotisserie chickens up
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Due to managerial changes you've been accepted and promoted to a CFO in the ASDA organisation
we all know its because of that cake i made
wating for DB's return
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Name (Government/Street) : Liam O'Shea
Do you have a Tooter account? Yes
Hidden talent(s): I like to kill people (Im good at aiming and killing)
If you had an elephant in your basement what would you do with it?: Tell him to get out, and if he doesnt, I would kill him and make a F6
Do you have a Tooter account? Yes
Hidden talent(s): I like to kill people (Im good at aiming and killing)
If you had an elephant in your basement what would you do with it?: Tell him to get out, and if he doesnt, I would kill him and make a F6
