ASDA Academy (Accepting applications!)

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Name (Government/Street) : Donald Dickarov
Do you have a Tooter account? (Yes/No/Will make one) I probaly will never make one
Hidden talent(s): Can climb the monkey bars , can do a bunnyhop on my bike
If you had an elephant in your basement what would you do with it?: Cut it up and eat it
 
If you had an elephant in your basement what would you do with it?: Teach it the way to Murda ASDA
 
Name (Government/Street): Daniel Coates

Do you have a Tooter account? - Yes

Hidden talent(s): Growing drugs, defending, raiding, meth making, bank robbing, hostage holding,

assassin. If you had an elephant in your basement what would you do with it?: Take him to the jungles of Papua new guinea.
 
Jenga said:
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After a recent altercation in the ASDA discord we have unanimously decided to seperate into 2 organisations - A S D A and ASDA Academy

ASDA Academy is now recruiting!

Employee Benefits :
Allied with ASDA - you have nothing to fear Jamie Busross is your friend
Living wage - You keep all of your drug proceeds
Career Progression Scheme - promotions and invitation to the ASDA head office if you are special
Dom Gandhi Approved - after a long struggle in Paralake he finally feels at home in ASDA Academy

How do I join? :
Fill in and post the below:


Name (Government/Street) :
Do you have a Tooter account? (Yes/No/Will make one)
Hidden talent(s):
If you had an elephant in your basement what would you do with it?:


You can also contact Mortimer Wallace or Sasha Black in Paralake for an in person application

Kick off at 6pm
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Hello I would like to apply!
My name is Ryan Westcoast.
I do not have a tooter account but I will make one
they wouldn't be hidden talents if I knew about them? That would make them known talents. Trick question.
If I had an elephant in my basement, I would give him a peanut and take care of him

PS. I have max crafting, planning to get max firearm. And I constantly have a bazaar store that I hold down that I am willing to partner up and ASDA the bazaar store out.
 
Name (Government/Street) : Lewis thompson
Do you have a Tooter account? (Yes/No/Will make one) yes
Hidden talent(s): my dad works in asda and stacks the shelfs
If you had an elephant in your basement what would you do with it?: crawl up its ass like that film "the brothers grimsby"
 
MaverickRat said:
Name (Government/Street) : Lewis thompson
Do you have a Tooter account? (Yes/No/Will make one) yes
Hidden talent(s): my dad works in asda and stacks the shelfs
If you had an elephant in your basement what would you do with it?: crawl up its ass like that film "the brothers grimsby"
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Important question what department is your dad serving
 
no one was going to get mug if u didnt put there hands up

i think no one on them learn anything from asda academy because first thing you learn never surrender if you dont break rules

sadly all of them fail
 
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Name (Government/Street) : Liam O'Shea
Do you have a Tooter account? Yes
Hidden talent(s): I like to kill people (Im good at aiming and killing)
If you had an elephant in your basement what would you do with it?: Tell him to get out, and if he doesnt, I would kill him and make a F6
 
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