After a recent altercation in the ASDA discord we have unanimously decided to seperate into 2 organisations - A S D A and ASDA Academy
ASDA Academy is now recruiting!
Employee Benefits :
Allied with ASDA - you have nothing to fear Jamie Busross is your friend
Living wage - You keep all of your drug proceeds
Career Progression Scheme - promotions and invitation to the ASDA head office if you are special
Dom Gandhi Approved - after a long struggle in Paralake he finally feels at home in ASDA Academy
How do I join? :
Fill in and post the below:
Name (Government/Street) :
Do you have a Tooter account? (Yes/No/Will make one)
Hidden talent(s):
If you had an elephant in your basement what would you do with it?: |
You can also contact
Mortimer Wallace or
Sasha Black in Paralake for an in person application
Kick off at 6pm
