this offends me more than being a black gay transgender non binary jewish muslim in 1940s germany.
Doggies can
- Sniff out bombs and drugs
- Help find lost people on mountains
- Be guide dogs for the blind and retarded (@allofperp)
- Catch criminals and bring them down
- Cuddle you like good boys
Cats are just gay (unless it's @rogue cat, in which case he's cool)
dogs are extremely expensive especially when they go wrong, and most of the time cats last twice as long. Cats are interesting because you can train them; people choose not to, which is why they have this image of being nasty and lazy. dogs are alright but they're hard work