Christmas

[jjjackier]

I dont know why but this Family Guy Christmas song makes me happy.

Peter:​

Lyrics:

Jessica Biel and Megan Fox​

Wearin' nothin' but their socks​

Is all I really want for Christmas this year.​

Brian:​

"Well, that's just not practical."​

Lois:​

Spending a week in Mexico​

With some black guys and some blow​

Is all I really want for Christmas this year.​

Peter:​

"Aw, that sounds terrific. How about you, kids?"​

Chris:​

I would like a pair of skates,​

Then I'd go out skating,​

But I really don't know how to skate.​

Ha-ha!​

Meg:​

I want a Lexus all in pink​

And a dad who doesn't drink.​

Peter:​

Oh, and that reminds me​

Twelve kegs of beer!​

The Griffins (except Brian and Stewie):​

All these happy wishes​

And lots of Christmas cheer​

Is all I really want this year.​

Brian:​

"Santa's got his work cut out for him."​

Peter:​

"Oh, we ain't even gotten started yet."​

Lois:​

I wanna tour the Spanish coast...​

Peter:​

Lunch with Michael Landon's ghost...​

Peter and Lois:​

Is all I really want for Christmas this year.​

Lois:​

"Wait, what?"​

Peter:​

"Forget it. Keep goin'."​

Chris:​

Jennifer Garner in my bed...​

Meg:​

Softer voices in my head...​

Chris and Meg:​

Is all I really want for Christmas this year.​

Stewie:​

Yellow cake uranium.​

Never mind the reason.​

Also Chutes and Ladders and a ball.​

[Laughs.]​

Brian:​

Doesn't this seem like too much stuff?​

Peter:​

Poo on you!​

It's not enough!​

Stewie:​

Buddy boy, I got your Christmas​

Right here!​

The Griffins:​

All these happy wishes​

And lots of Christmas cheer​

Is all I really want this year.​

Brian:​

"I'm just saying it seems a bit excessive."​

Lois:​

"Oh, get off your soapbox, Brian, it's Christmas!"​

Peter:​

"And Christmas is about gettin'. Everyone in town knows that."​

Quagmire:​

Japanese girls with no restraint​

Just to choke me when I faint​

Is all I really want for Christmas this year.​

"Ooh, giggity!"​

Bonnie:​

Platinum-plated silverware​

Joe:​

Just one day when kids don't stare...​

Bonnie and Joe:​

Is all I really want for Christmas this year.​

Mort:​

If you put a Christmas tree​

In the public airport,​

I will go to court and sue your ass!​

"Happy holiday!"​

Mayor Adam West:​

Wouldn't I love a Tinkertoy?​

Herbert:​

And a little drummer boy.​

He can even tap his drum on my rear.​

Quahog Residents:​

All these happy wishes​

And lots of Christmas cheer​

Is all I really want this year.​

Tom Tucker:​

I want a golden mustache comb.​

Angela:​

And some spermicidal foam.​

Tom Tucker and Angela:​

That's all I really want for Christmas this year.​

Carter:​

I want a brand new pitching wedge.​

Consuela:​

I would like more Lemon Pledge.​

Carter and Consuela:​

That's all I really want for Christmas this year.​

Bruce:​

I just want a wedding ring​

From someone named Jeffrey.​

Jillian:​

I just want some colored Easter eggs.​

Carl:​

I want a Blu-ray of The Wiz.​

Foreign Guy #1​

We don't know what "Christmas" is.​

Foreign Guy #2​

We have something else called "kishkev fufleer(?)".​

Everyone:​

All these happy wishes​

And lots of Christmas cheer​

Is all I really want this year!​

 

[Deleted member 231]

Family Guy is Awesome! This reminded me of this episode haha xD

 

[Johnny183]

Yeah I watch family guy all the time one of my favourite songs out of all the family guy ones.

 

[Senlin]

Haha, awesome song!