I dont know why but this Family Guy Christmas song makes me happy.
Lyrics:
Brian:
Lois:
Peter:
Chris:
Meg:
Peter:
Brian:
Peter:
Lois:
Peter:
Peter and Lois:
Lois:
Peter:
Chris:
Meg:
Chris and Meg:
Stewie:
Brian:
Peter:
Stewie:
Brian:
Lois:
Peter:
Quagmire:
Bonnie:
Joe:
Bonnie and Joe:
Mort:
Mayor Adam West:
Herbert:
Quahog Residents:
Tom Tucker:
Angela:
Tom Tucker and Angela:
Carter:
Consuela:
Carter and Consuela:
Bruce:
Jillian:
Carl:
Foreign Guy #1
Foreign Guy #2
Everyone:
Peter:
Lyrics:
Jessica Biel and Megan Fox
Wearin' nothin' but their socks
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Brian:
"Well, that's just not practical."
Lois:
Spending a week in Mexico
With some black guys and some blow
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Peter:
"Aw, that sounds terrific. How about you, kids?"
Chris:
I would like a pair of skates,
Then I'd go out skating,
But I really don't know how to skate.
Ha-ha!
Meg:
I want a Lexus all in pink
And a dad who doesn't drink.
Peter:
Oh, and that reminds me
Twelve kegs of beer!
The Griffins (except Brian and Stewie):
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year.
Brian:
"Santa's got his work cut out for him."
Peter:
"Oh, we ain't even gotten started yet."
Lois:
I wanna tour the Spanish coast...
Peter:
Lunch with Michael Landon's ghost...
Peter and Lois:
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Lois:
"Wait, what?"
Peter:
"Forget it. Keep goin'."
Chris:
Jennifer Garner in my bed...
Meg:
Softer voices in my head...
Chris and Meg:
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Stewie:
Yellow cake uranium.
Never mind the reason.
Also Chutes and Ladders and a ball.
[Laughs.]
Brian:
Doesn't this seem like too much stuff?
Peter:
Poo on you!
It's not enough!
Stewie:
Buddy boy, I got your Christmas
Right here!
The Griffins:
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year.
Brian:
"I'm just saying it seems a bit excessive."
Lois:
"Oh, get off your soapbox, Brian, it's Christmas!"
Peter:
"And Christmas is about gettin'. Everyone in town knows that."
Quagmire:
Japanese girls with no restraint
Just to choke me when I faint
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
"Ooh, giggity!"
Bonnie:
Platinum-plated silverware
Joe:
Just one day when kids don't stare...
Bonnie and Joe:
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Mort:
If you put a Christmas tree
In the public airport,
I will go to court and sue your ass!
"Happy holiday!"
Mayor Adam West:
Wouldn't I love a Tinkertoy?
Herbert:
And a little drummer boy.
He can even tap his drum on my rear.
Quahog Residents:
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year.
Tom Tucker:
I want a golden mustache comb.
Angela:
And some spermicidal foam.
Tom Tucker and Angela:
That's all I really want for Christmas this year.
Carter:
I want a brand new pitching wedge.
Consuela:
I would like more Lemon Pledge.
Carter and Consuela:
That's all I really want for Christmas this year.
Bruce:
I just want a wedding ring
From someone named Jeffrey.
Jillian:
I just want some colored Easter eggs.
Carl:
I want a Blu-ray of The Wiz.
Foreign Guy #1
We don't know what "Christmas" is.
Foreign Guy #2
We have something else called "kishkev fufleer(?)".
Everyone:
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year!
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