"When I'm not enjoyin' a bitta' gabagool on da' sandwich I'm curled up with a copy of Marcus "Calcium" Ringus' book, How To Get To Agartha" - Tony Soprano
A BOOK BY CALCIUM
PLZ NO COPY PLZ
Drive for 5-10 minutes more until you see a strange woman with a table and umbrella. You have officially opened the portal. To get through the portal, let her give you breakfast when she offers. After that, fly to Brussels, Belgium and buy bread from a man that is full of muscle and 6'4. After you receive a vegemite sandwich, fly to Antarctica. You should fall through the floor and stand by a larger door. Grab your Avtomat Kalashnikov 1947 and load it. Then, grab your mortar and pestle and grind up 1x Terraria and 1x Waterbloom, then grab a cauldron and your coal and place the cauldron on the coal, then place the bellows next the coal and add ground herbs in your cauldron. Stir and then use bellows to heat the coal. Keep the potion of healing. Knock on the doors and start firing at the evil wizard. If you get injured, drink the healing potion. Once defeated, walk through the doors. Congratulations. You are in Agartha.
A BOOK BY CALCIUM
PLZ NO COPY PLZ
HOW TO GET TO AGARTHA
Many people think getting to Agartha is easy. However, that task proves difficult once you actually attempt to, as usually doing so it will result in failure, as not many guides are actually truthful about Agartha. You will need:- 1x Fried out Kombi
- Marijuana
- 1x Pack of Rolling Ppers
- 1x Flute
- 1x Avtomat Kalashnikov 1947
- 5x Boxes of 7.62×39mm bullets
- Mortar and Pestle
- Cauldron
- Terraria (Plant)
- Waterbloom (Plant)
- Bellows
- Coal
Drive for 5-10 minutes more until you see a strange woman with a table and umbrella. You have officially opened the portal. To get through the portal, let her give you breakfast when she offers. After that, fly to Brussels, Belgium and buy bread from a man that is full of muscle and 6'4. After you receive a vegemite sandwich, fly to Antarctica. You should fall through the floor and stand by a larger door. Grab your Avtomat Kalashnikov 1947 and load it. Then, grab your mortar and pestle and grind up 1x Terraria and 1x Waterbloom, then grab a cauldron and your coal and place the cauldron on the coal, then place the bellows next the coal and add ground herbs in your cauldron. Stir and then use bellows to heat the coal. Keep the potion of healing. Knock on the doors and start firing at the evil wizard. If you get injured, drink the healing potion. Once defeated, walk through the doors. Congratulations. You are in Agartha.
