How to pickup women just by saying ''Hi''

[Lamar]

Here is how the Icelanders/Russians/Latvians do it.

 

[Ellie]

As a woman, I can confirm this.

 

[Standish]

I got two Skype spam bots on the go right now

 

[JC Denton]

hi

 

[Creepis]

I don't know why, but this reminds me of @John Daymon's adventure in some random Kik RP group (worth the read for the cringe)

And here is how Daymon ends the story.

Beautiful.