You know guys, the more you deny it, the more likely you guys fapped to furry porn at least once, why are you even bothering. It's like saying you didn't fap it to Detective Pikachu.
I gotta stop YOU right there. You're fucking telling me. You didn't jerk your little fucking dingdong off to Detective Pikachu? You didn't take your sweaty neden-stick and drip a watery load all over Detective Ryan Reynolds Pikachu's face? Because I'ma tell you right now. You're fake news, boy.
So's everybody in this comment section. Do I judge? No. I judge them cuz they're clearly children that don't know what a joke is. I'm only half-furry. I jerked off to a couple furry pics. Who hasn't. This buncha dummies definitely did and they're just trying to not feel insecure about it. I'm a degenerate and I'm proud. And before you say, "you shouldn't be proud of being a degenerate", you're not my mom, unless you're a skeletony dead old crone, in which case, go back to the fifth circle of Hell where you belong.
I gotta stop YOU right there. You're fucking telling me. You didn't jerk your little fucking dingdong off to Detective Pikachu? You didn't take your sweaty neden-stick and drip a watery load all over Detective Ryan Reynolds Pikachu's face? Because I'ma tell you right now. You're fake news, boy.
So's everybody in this comment section. Do I judge? No. I judge them cuz they're clearly children that don't know what a joke is. I'm only half-furry. I jerked off to a couple furry pics. Who hasn't. This buncha dummies definitely did and they're just trying to not feel insecure about it. I'm a degenerate and I'm proud. And before you say, "you shouldn't be proud of being a degenerate", you're not my mom, unless you're a skeletony dead old crone, in which case, go back to the fifth circle of Hell where you belong.