Lets be honest here

[Dr. Dräjj]

You know guys, the more you deny it, the more likely you guys fapped to furry porn at least once, why are you even bothering. It's like saying you didn't fap it to Detective Pikachu.

I gotta stop YOU right there. You're fucking telling me. You didn't jerk your little fucking dingdong off to Detective Pikachu? You didn't take your sweaty neden-stick and drip a watery load all over Detective Ryan Reynolds Pikachu's face? Because I'ma tell you right now. You're fake news, boy.

So's everybody in this comment section. Do I judge? No. I judge them cuz they're clearly children that don't know what a joke is. I'm only half-furry. I jerked off to a couple furry pics. Who hasn't. This buncha dummies definitely did and they're just trying to not feel insecure about it. I'm a degenerate and I'm proud. And before you say, "you shouldn't be proud of being a degenerate", you're not my mom, unless you're a skeletony dead old crone, in which case, go back to the fifth circle of Hell where you belong.

 

[Seamus]

I remember once I didnt really understand. Then after I considered castrating myself.

 

[Kenty]

I’m questioning my sanity at this point

 

[Cody Garrett]

delete your fucking signature and profile pic you are making me go

 

[glacial]

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Zero Two so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Any time there’s a scene with Zero Two, I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Zero Two. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Zero Two’s tight dino pussy. God I wish I was Hiro because I fucking know for a fact that Zero Two drains his balls daily. I want her to suck all of my humanity out and ride me to death. Anyways, do you guys relate to this?

Also while watching darling in the franxx i often wondered like when the girls pilot the mechs their consciousness basically leaves their body right but their body still works so doesnt that mean they would fart more because they couldn’t focus on holding it. especially because piloting is so stressful on their body too, the insides of their tight plugsuit is probably streaked with brown by the end. personally i envy hiro the most, he got to sit behind his wife zero two's cute farting ass everyday. especially since the cockpit is such a tight enclosed space with little to no outside air flow. the entire room probably was filled with her wonderful sweaty and farty aroma by the end. no wonder all of zero two's previous hundred partners died, i would risk it all to be behind my precious zero two breathing in her lovely scent. knowing that shes confident and wouldnt even be embarrassed about her farts is the best. i would burry my nose so far up her ass whoever is able to pull it out would be crowned king arthur. i truly love zero two and her farts. anyways, did you guys think about this too when watching?

 

[Dr. Dräjj]

Often in the same vein, low self-esteem. Specifically about appearances. I'll see myself in the mirror and think I look good, or I'll take a good picture, and then even though nothing has changed, I'll look again and think I look like shit. The more I look at that good picture the more hideous it becomes. It not even anything specific like "there's a pimple coming in and I can see it", it's just an overall repulsion.

Then I get depressed, or vice versa.

 

[MILKY]

Yeah no thanks

 

[Electra]

Ok, I admit it. I maybe have. But only once, ;(((

 

[Deleted member 5920]

You do realise we can see your profile picture? Nice try furry.

 

[Seamus]

And God was dead.

 

[Ysauzi]

sry there is a difference between furries and otakus.

 

[SatoshiAaron]

Look mate, I can't say that I am not a Hentai regular... But Furry? Mate, what the fuck is that about, I can't see how this gets people jolly?

 

[Moon The Goon]

fuck off u weirdo man fully

 

[Altradir]