Paralake Forestry Administration

[northnortheast]

Unfortunate Events
On behalf of the PFA, I am sad to announce the official disbantion of the organization. This was due to the low number of employees, too low to effectively carry out our duties.

It's been a good time serving Paralake, and we hope to come back in the future.​

 

[Allen Kennedy]

The only thing we have in paralake comparible to a dumb animal is that baby doll at storage, or the NPC's scattered around the map. Oh, and Doggo.

 

[rat]

Declaration of intent
Here at Smith and Cook, we believe that wildlife must be preserved. That being said, our accountants have informed us that your actions to preserve the forest are drastically increasing our costs. The wood we require to build stocks and components for our popular Kalashnikov rifles are sourced in the very forest you seek to protect.
That being said, we require the use of the forest for our business to continue, and we will be persistent in shutting down any legal action you take to protect the forest.

Kind regards,
Humphrey Smithson.
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[Generic Twat]

I believe we should set fire to the woods, eat the animals and build Projex there.