Paralake Pirates: JOIN THE CREW!

[Bnjemann]

AHOY! FEAST YE EYES ON THIS HERE POSTER!

TEMPLATE:
Yer IC name:
Yer OOC Name:
Are ye a true Pirate?:
Whats ye in game time:
What booty do you have:
Why I should let this filthy landlubber into me crew:

Spoiler: Requirements

Red = Compulsory
-Must have an outstanding talent with a particular field of ranged weaponry.
- Awareness of in game mechanics
- Ability to sustain your own arsenal of weaponry to a point where you always have a firearm available in storage
- A history of violence

Spoiler: Requirements

- Tolerance to being spontaneously RDM'd if you annoy me
- Knowledge of the server
- NO CONFLICTING LOYALTIES

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[rat]

Yer IC name: n/a
Yer OOC Name: exrobite
Are ye a true Pirate?: yes
Whats ye in game time: permanent
What booty do you have: phat ass
Why I should let this filthy landlubber into me crew: I don't sea a reason not to

 

[Al Capone]

Yer IC name: Emma Andersson
Yer OOC Name: Al Capone
Are ye a true Pirate?: Yes
Whats ye in game time: 1 month and 14 days
What booty do you have: i got ak74u, desert deagle, glock 20 and like 16 bobby pins and i raid alot
Why I should let this filthy landlubber into me crew: Beacuse im a real pirate and i wanna take over ships

 

[CensoredExe]

Yer IC name: Chris Jenson
Yer OOC Name: FuzzyGaming234
Are ye a true Pirate?: Yes, Ye' Matey!
Whats ye in game time: 20 days! - 2500 hours on gmod though!
What booty do you have: 265k - Sniper Rifle, 2 shotguns, pistols etc.
Why I should let this filthy landlubber into me crew: Because I aint' scared to board an enemy ship. And I will fight till' me heads blown off!

 

[Sneaky]

er IC name: Rosanne pipyana
Yer OOC Name: Sneaky
Are ye a true Pirate?: Y'err bet
Whats ye in game time: two full trips of the 7 seas
What booty do you have: Enough to keep me standin, me capt.
Why I should let this filthy landlubber into me crew:
Commonly refered as the best pirate the world has ever seen

 

[Teemo]

Yer IC name: Tom william
Yer OOC Name:Teemo
Are ye a true Pirate?:Aye m'lad
Whats ye in game time: Over 2 m nth
What booty do you have: Around 100k and basic guns n shit
Why I should let this filthy landlubber into me crew: This filthy landlubber be havin' half his life at see.

 

[Daft Punk]

Yer IC name: Will Slater
Yer OOC Name: Daft Punk
Are ye a true Pirate?: Yer
Whats ye in game time: 22-23 days
What booty do you have: Not alot as i aint got a lot of cash atm. Trying to make some (i dont like to power grow)
Why I should let this filthy landlubber into me crew: I am loyal, wont backstab, and prepared to help out when ever i can.

 

[✿ Squeeker Melon ✿]

Yer IC name: Kevina Bryson
Yer OOC Name: Fidel Castro (a true socialist pirate)
Are ye a true Pirate?: i can sail, explore and sell booty
harr
Whats ye in game time: 21 days 18 hours 22 minutes
What booty do you have: some weapons, plenty of 50s american furniture and some moolah
Why I should let this filthy landlubber into me crew: because I'm back baby and all of the best babes are in this crew also #womanpower

 

[Bnjemann]

Yer IC name: Kevina Bryson
Yer OOC Name: Fidel Castro (a true socialist pirate)
Are ye a true Pirate?: i can sail, explore and sell booty
harr
Whats ye in game time: 21 days 18 hours 22 minutes
What booty do you have: some weapons, plenty of 50s american furniture and some moolah
Why I should let this filthy landlubber into me crew: because I'm back baby and all of the best babes are in this crew also #womanpower

Accepted!
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er IC name: Rosanne pipyana
Yer OOC Name: Sneaky
Are ye a true Pirate?: Y'err bet
Whats ye in game time: two full trips of the 7 seas
What booty do you have: Enough to keep me standin, me capt.
Why I should let this filthy landlubber into me crew:
Commonly refered as the best pirate the world has ever seen

Accepted!​

 

[BeepBeepImAJeep]

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[Bnjemann]

Yer IC name: Jayden Andollini
Yer OOC Name: BeepBeepImAJeep
Are ye a true Pirate?: Yer , I can controll any boat
Whats ye in game time: My recent trips come up to 1 month and 9 days
What booty do you have: 11 MP5A4´s . a few pistols and enough money to do a few trips over all sea´s
Why I should let this filthy landlubber into me crew: because i´m prepared to snatch any other filthy landrubber´s neck for me captain!

Denied

 

[YoshiJump]

Yer IC name: John Hughes
Yer OOC Name: Bubbles
Are ye a true Pirate?: Yeah, I download movies all the time.
Whats ye in game time: 2 Days, 12 Hours
What booty do you have: I ain't got fuck all to be honest mate. I got a decent bit of dough but I am saving for a decent car.
Why I should let this filthy landlubber into me crew: I like being on the other end of a gun. If a bitch tries anything I'm gonna blam em' up. I'm also good at Teamwork.

 

[Bnjemann]

Yer IC name: John Hughes
Yer OOC Name: Bubbles
Are ye a true Pirate?: Yeah, I download movies all the time.
Whats ye in game time: 2 Days, 12 Hours
What booty do you have: I ain't got fuck all to be honest mate. I got a decent bit of dough but I am saving for a decent car.
Why I should let this filthy landlubber into me crew: I like being on the other end of a gun. If a bitch tries anything I'm gonna blam em' up. I'm also good at Teamwork.

Pending

 

[Bnjemann]

Yer IC name: Chris Jenson
Yer OOC Name: FuzzyGaming234
Are ye a true Pirate?: Yes, Ye' Matey!
Whats ye in game time: 20 days! - 2500 hours on gmod though!
What booty do you have: 265k - Sniper Rifle, 2 shotguns, pistols etc.
Why I should let this filthy landlubber into me crew: Because I aint' scared to board an enemy ship. And I will fight till' me heads blown off!

Denied

Yer IC name: Emma Andersson
Yer OOC Name: Al Capone
Are ye a true Pirate?: Yes
Whats ye in game time: 1 month and 14 days
What booty do you have: i got ak74u, desert deagle, glock 20 and like 16 bobby pins and i raid alot
Why I should let this filthy landlubber into me crew: Beacuse im a real pirate and i wanna take over ships

Pending

 

[Mac O-Brian]

Yer IC name: Mac O-Brian
Yer OOC Name: IsrealianKiller
Are ye a true Pirate?: no im danish im a viking
Whats ye in game time: about 3 days if
What booty do you have: big boty
Why I should let this filthy landlubber into me crew: idk

 

[Maia]

Yer IC name: Mac O-Brian
Yer OOC Name: IsrealianKiller
Are ye a true Pirate?: no im danish im a viking
Whats ye in game time: about 3 days if
What booty do you have: big boty
Why I should let this filthy landlubber into me crew: idk

When he's banned and has nothing to do xD

 

[Google Chrome]

Yer IC name: Mac O-Brian
Yer OOC Name: IsrealianKiller
Are ye a true Pirate?: no im danish im a viking
Whats ye in game time: about 3 days if
What booty do you have: big boty
Why I should let this filthy landlubber into me crew: idk

IsrealianSlave*****

 

[Mac O-Brian]

IsrealianSlave*****

Slave???
r u retarded?
oh wait

 

[Bnjemann]

Yer IC name: Mac O-Brian
Yer OOC Name: IsrealianKiller
Are ye a true Pirate?: no im danish im a viking
Whats ye in game time: about 3 days if
What booty do you have: big boty
Why I should let this filthy landlubber into me crew: idk

Pending, Sanguinem was a clusterfuck of an org.

 

[DB KILLER]

Pending, Sanguinem was a clusterfuck of an org.

Mate I think he made a joke app idk