- Steve's Army -

[JRW]

Steve's Army is a group of well-organized spies... KIDDING,
We are Steve's Army......
We steal your diamonds and ur wife.​

As the great notch once said "twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off bowlines, sail away from the safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails, explore. dream. discover." This relates to us as we "Discovered" an enemy base, full of diamonds, emeralds, and some funny tasting flesh like food.

All of us love 21 Pilots, all cherish fidget spinners FWHOOSHHH 'insert Spinning noise' and we all love building

We have a very complex member list that may be too complex to show on these here forums...
Don't want to bamboozle you too hard you see. (Otherwise, herobrine will find you)
But the owner is Aaron "Steve" Doman, Dont tell herobrine or ill BaMbOOzle yoU mYsELf.

We use a variety of crafting techniques from many different cultures and ethnic backgrounds, all bound together by a very special table...

As you can see from this male model who thankfully came through at the last minute, our uniform is simple yet satisfying, all members will require this uniform.​

The Great Steve once said: "Mine with us or against us, No snakes, Just ladders.."

This is the ladder he was referring to.

We have sent our very specially trained photographer, (Aaron "Steve" Doman) to take some detailed pics of what we do to dominate and torment Paralake... BEWARE, truly terrible things occur beneath this box of text that you're reading right now.

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This is our beloved theme tune!

!Lyrics!
these are the full lyrics.

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[Verse 1]
I'm a Creeper
Minecraft's Grimm Reaper
Blowing up blocks like Al-Qaeda
I'm not a creature that'll eat ya
But I'll leave ya petrified, Peter!
Reminds peeps of Minesweeper
Clicking on a brick, then you die in the deep
I'll find your mine, I'm a mind reader
Now the mine is mine, it's finders keepers

Oh hai, I'm a creeper
So nice, nice to meet ya
Is that the time? It's time to leave
And tick
Tock
Tick
Tock


[Hook]
Boom boom boom!
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom!
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune

(Pew, pew, pew)


[Verse 2]
I do what I wanna
Move aside, mama
Tick tick, I'm a suicide bomber!
I take control, then I'm gonna
Leave a gaping hole, Belladonna
That'll take its toll
When I'm on a quest to invade
Detonate your soul!
Fizz like a lemonade then blow
So you better stay indoors
Or I'll find your mine when you're mining ore
You'll be dying, lying in gore
Darling, ow, what you crying for?
Did somebody break your diamond sword?

I'm the volatilest sort
What a violent force
That'll frighten Spartans hark and hear Leonidas talk
When he sees me: "Tonight we dine indoors!"


[Hook]


[Verse 3]
It's official
A ballistic missle
Couldn't get this result
I blow through stone like a six foot chisel
So you better shiver when you hear that sizzle
Fffffo shizzle!

Take a listen!
It's a premonition of my mission
Death by demolition!
If I don't come home there's a sign in my kitchen
To describe why I'm missing: Gone fission

White hot raps
I got stacks
Sometimes when I die, I drop tracks
I got a lot
Ocelot
Fight off cats
If I'm feeling nice, then I might not...
BLAST!

[Hook]

My hobbies and interests include going...

BOOM BOOM BOOM!

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