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Testa's Casino
The devil is in the details

Casino history:
Gambling is an activity experienced by those willing to take risks in order to reach higher goals, in every day life we make decisions that can either cause great distress or great benefit to us, but sometimes these decisions aren't even made by us, but simply our greed to achieve more. Testa Lagusa isn't a scientist, a mathematician or a philosopher, but he's someone who understands how people think, and in 2012 he made a gamble, selling his house in the suburbs in order to create his own business in which he's branded as his own casino. Business has been very lucrative for Testa, allowing him to expand his business onto junior entrepreneurs who wish to study under his trade and become successful business owners themselves, not only that but he also works on the development of entirely new ideas to Paralake working very closely to the mayor in order to help out citizens.


What are our plans:
Like any business the main objective for the casino is to make a profit and cover all the costs of running such a large establishment, however that is not all. As Testa was not a man coming from a family of wealth, he regularly provides various tutorials on how people can become wealthy, educating the people of Paralake in simple matters such as economics, general mathematics and business studies. So that everyone can gain a small benefit in life.

How our games work:
Testa's 65:
Our main game we like to play is 100 sided dice, now this game is very simple and a brief explanation of the rules is always put up on the front of our stores to explain these rules to any new players who come strolling along. Now the rules of this game are simple, because there's 100 possibilities this allows the casino to put a limitation on the amount of possibilities there are to win, so the cap made by Testa Lagusa is 65 the number he used to live at, in the suburbs. Now as the cap is 65, it must be notified to all who play that 65 is not inclusive, only from numbers sixty six to a hundred count as a valid win, anything rolled below will count as the houses win, therefore counting as the participants loss unfortunately.

Coin flip:
Sometimes our customers want to make calculated risks, we understand that and coin flip is just the perfect game for all those who want to make that choice. Coin flip is a very simple game developed by Jason Kile. It simply has the customer choose either odd or even as their call. If you call odd or even and have placed down money, wait for the host to pick it up. Once the call has been determined by both parties, the host will do the roll, should the customer be correct and have given the right answer than they'll win back double the initial pot, should they lose house wins.

Black Jack:
This is a more adventurous game that puts customers against the house by both parties rolling the 100 sided die and trying their best to get to the number 210. The first two rolls will be set as your primary number, after this number has been determined than the customer is to then call either hit or stay. If the customer chooses to stay then they'll remain on that number. On the other hand should they call hit then they'll be given another chance to roll until they're happy with the number they're got. The main objective of the game for the customer is to get higher than the houses number whilst getting as close to 210 as possible. Should you go over 210 remember to call bust which is an instant win for the house. If you call stay then the house has the opportunity to try beating your number by hitting themselves and gaining cards to beat your primary number.

V.I.P & Non-V.I.P sections:
When developing the casino participants of the casino would normally leave very angrily because of the amounts of money they put down and sometimes lose. We hear your complaints and because of this some valid restrictions has been placed down in order to stop unnecessary legal action from having to take place, these restrictions come in the form of the status of the participants. When first joining the casino you'll be a member of the Non-V.I.P section, this limits you to bets between a minimum of 1,000 - 10,000 maximum allowing customers to understand the basic mechanics of the game and build a trust with the host. Once you win four games as a Non-V.I.P you'll be able to rise to the status of a V.I.P where your threshold increase from the normal Non-V.I.P rates to bets between a minimum of 3,000 - 15,000 maximum, do bare in mind however that the transition is completely optional and you're free to reject the promotional offer should it no appeal to your tastes. If you do become a member of the V.I.P section your name will be placed down on a golden plaque.

Promotional deals and offers:
One thing Testa's Casino does that no other casino has ever tried to do, is boost the incentive to try your luck by providing some extra prizes should you roll a certain number during a bet. The most common prize on display at the casino is the Remington 870 manufactured by Remington Arms Company, LLC it's a brilliant shotgun designed in 1950 and still very useful in current day, normally firing a 12 gauge it's the ideal gun for protecting your home. On other occasions some other handguns such as the Beretta M9, Glock 17 or Walther P99 will be put up if we run out of inventory not as good as the 870 however they're just as deadly. Lastly for promotional deals I do sometimes provide up to triple your initial pot and sometimes go beyond the restrictions placed for V.I.P's just ask one of the hosts at the casino and get their consent before you put your money down to play.

We hope you have a wonderful time gambling.

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The Paralake Mocro's

Hello, it has come to our attention that we have a mutual interest; The Bazaar Sector.
We are willing to help you out with any problems you might encounter, let it be a mad customer to the lights that refuse to work. Please discuss this offer with @Josef Stalin in the city when he comes back. He will tell you what we require from you, as this is a one time offer please take it into concideration.

thank you for your coöperation

-Kehba Queen & Mocro King.



 
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*You find a letter sitting on your at your door*

You may already know this but I am looking to join your business. My own business is long dead and my finances are barely recovering however I still have my skills and my smile. Im sure I could help you out I already have with the money I lost to your casino. I will leave my contact details and will wait for your call or visit your casino.

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Lost all my money betting, 10/10 would lose all my money again.
He gave 2500 back though. Really nice guy.
 
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Testa... it means head in italian.
Head... PERPHeads, PERP has 2 P like 2 eyes in a HEAD!
If we take the middle letter from heAds it's an A tha look like a triangle!
eye + triangle =
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