The British Broadcasting Corporation - TV Licencing Division

[Hazza the Fifty-Sixth]

We are the TV Licencing Division of the BBC. We use our funds to finance famous paed philanthropists such as Jimmy Savile and Gary Glitter. Pay your TV Licence or we're coming for you.

Bailiffs:
Harry Barnett
Tyla Jai @LordTyla
Steven Arnott @Jordan

 

[joR]

HIGH COURT ENFORCEMENT AGENT
BRIAN TURRENT

AGE: 36
MARITAL STATUS: IT'S COMPLICATED
EMOTIONAL STATUS: A LITTLE SAD
OTHER NOTES: REJECTED BY MET POLICE 6 TIMES SO PRETENDS TO BE A COPPER INSTEAD. NOT YET MUGGED OFF BY COLIN JOHNSON, AS AT THE WARRANTS USUALLY LINGERS AT THE BACK AS NOT REALLY THAT CONFIDENT YET.


BEST HAUL:
My best haul was from Slums 4 when I managed to take 2 kettles (thought it was greedy for them to have 2 anyway) and a radio as they did not pay their TV license.

OTHER MEDIA:

Some disgusting scrotes from Projex lamped me one day and now it's on youtube ffs.​

 

[Hazza the Fifty-Sixth]

HIGH COURT ENFORCEMENT AGENT
HARRY BARNETT

AGE: 41
MARITAL STATUS: DIVORCED
EMOTIONAL STATUS: BORDERLINE SUICIDAL
PARENTAL STATUS: 5 CHILDREN, NOT ALLOWED CONTACT
OTHER NOTES: MUGGED OFF BY COLIN JOHNSON


BEST HAUL: I once nicked a kid's Xbox 360 which he got for Christmas and all his DVDs because his single alcoholic mum couldn't pay TV License for her TV that didn't exist.
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[Tyla Jai]

HIGH COURT ENFORCEMENT AGENT
TYLA JAI

AGE: 49
MARTIAL STATUS: DIVORCED
EMOTIONAL STATUS: WRINKLY
PARENTAL STATUS: NO CHILDREN
OTHER NOTES: ALSO MUGGED OFF BY COLIN JOHNSON

BEST HAUL:
I confiscated a car from a 7 year old who didn't pay his TV license.

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[ErmakDimon]

ERMAK MUSIC GROUP
Hello, Ermak Music group would like to start a partnership with the BBC to enforce TV and Radio Licensing.

 

[Tyla Jai]

ERMAK MUSIC GROUP
Hello, Ermak Music group would like to start a partnership with the BBC to enforce TV and Radio Licensing.

A bailiff knocks on your door

Pay your fucking TV license

 

[Allen Kennedy]

@Jordan I hope you know what you're getting into, you're taking Matt's place.

It, well it didn't end well for matt.

Spoiler: Matt

@Hazza56 @LordTyla DON'T YOU DARE CORRUPT JORDAN!

 

[Henk]

Who the fuck watch tv these days

 

[Generic Twat]

Better pay your licence, these guys arent messing arround, they find you, force you to pay. If you dont, they whoop your ass with a flip flop.

Veri naic org

 

[Tyla Jai]

Better pay your licence, these guys arent messing arround, they find you, force you to pay. If you dont, they whoop your ass with a flip flop.

Veri naic org

we will take your sofa and sell it at auction

 

[rat]

Hello as a professional nonce can I please have some money