With thanks to: @D3V (The Terrorist) @Momo (The Bystander and Shutter Installer) @Mallard (Screaming Bystander) @blobvis 2.0 (Shameless Advert)
Dan Darr (Shameless Advert)
and friends.
I hate to inform you that my child was caught in your shutter system. He was decapitated and killed on the spot.
I thank you for this, I no longer need to pay child support.