Voice acting

[Tetra]

http://picosong.com/h8kX/#

I do custom pricing depending on amount of words
The above prices are just a price range
Please note payments must be made on paypal and must always be up front

Terms and conditions.
Payment must only be on paypal and must always be up front.
Recording takes up to a week.
For a fast track service it costs 5 pound extra.
Please note I have the right to change a script.
If you are not satisfied there will be no refunds.
By using my service you agree to the Terms and conditions above

 

[Walker]

How much for a re-enactment of this

 

[Tetra]

Okay
For screaming its 50 p each
So I would say...
2 pound 50?

 

[Chrissy]

Hello Mr Finlay
Please could you read all of this, using a different voice for each character.

This is Shakespeare's longest play but I'm sure it will be no challenge for you.

Thanks!

 

[Ellie]

PLEASE NO! I wish I could mute you on the server, I would never pay to hear you..

 

[Tetra]

Chirssy
That will be expensive
Like way over 50 pound

 

[Chrissy]

Can I pay you to read 50 shades of grey instead?

 

[Tetra]

I will only read a chapter at a time
Pick your chapter
And we shall discuss prices

 

[MrAaron]

Can I pay you to sing Bo Selecta.

Spoiler: link broken - Rogue Car Tyres

http://data:image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4...w5jg4eLTPpuPNembS4FRjKg2exrh4OaCPqiQVyIgf/9k=

 

[DELTA]

THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER

 

[Tim]

Im dying! If this guy is a troll he should win an oscar! LMAO

 

[Alex_:D 3]

I would like you to read this please.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Mein-Kampf-Adolf-Hitler/dp/817224164X

Name your price.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

http://www.worldfuturefund.org/wffmaster/Reading/Hitler Speeches/Hitler Rede 1941.06.22.htm I have 15 pence infront of me and a further 7 behind the sofa. Lets see what you got.

Hint: If you want to actually try and sell a service you've got to show people what you're like. It's like me charging £15 for a henna tattoo when I can barely draw a square.

 

[Murtsley]

 

[JC Denton]

Alternatively, you could hire me to do your lines at an affordable rate of £2.50 per paragraph or 20p per line!
ONE POUND PER PARAGRAPH, WOW!


Noteable work:
- Impression of Captain Price
- Impression of Darth Sideous
- Impression of Bane
- Pisstake of most of PERP's notable members.
- Fredy's accent.

Advantages:
- Cheap
- Fun
- Effective
- Southern
- GCSE Maths E grade

 

[Murtsley]

Alternatively, you could hire me to do your lines at an affordable rate of £2.50 per paragraph.

Alternatively, you could hire me to do your lines at an affordable rate of £1.50 per paragraph or 15p per line!

Notable Works:
> (I shit you not) GMod HL2RP server's city lockdown sound.
> "Benny The Man"
> Can do a shit impersonation of Moron.

Advantages
- Cheap
- Fun
- Effective
- Welsh
- GCSE Maths B grade

 

[Niko]

Alternatively, you could hire me to do your lines at an affordable rate of £1.50 per paragraph or 15p per line!

Alternatively, you could hire me to do your girl lines for a total of 10p per paragraph or 1p per line!

Notable works:
- Fart/Shit machine, clogged @Kitty 's toilet.
- Old man v1, v2 and v3.
- Two (or more) voices way too deep for anyone to understand what is being said.
- Very high-pitched child voice worthy of a 1945 cartoon
- Kermit the Frog (almost)
- Farting loud enough for my mic to catch it
- Dogs barking for an hour

Advantages:
- Won't actually clog your toilet
- Almost free
- Only small chance of permanent loss of hearing
- Danish



On a serious note however, finlay, if this isn't meant as a joke, I highly doubt you'll get much out of it. While it may be an interesting business, it's highly unlikely that anyone really wants (or needs) something like this, not to mention your voice is a bit high pitched.
And with how banterous everyone is on PERPHeads, it's even more unlikely to find anyone willing to pay for your service, and even more so with your no refund policy, and your right to even change the script.

 

[Esteban]

• Alternatively, you could hire me to do all of your lines for free.
  
  Notable works:
  - Esteban Winsmore
  - Managed to make @FedorableTheSequel think that i was the real Esteban Winsmore.
  - Shit accents.
  - High pitched voices.
  - The best of the Danish accents.
  - Killed a cancer cell with one paragraph.
  - Bean Can's Bird
  
  Advantages:
  - Free
  - Willing to marry you for 10 dollars.
  - Able to cure cancer with words.
  - Almost 100% freindly.

 

[MidoTheCigar]

• Alternatively, you could hire me to do all of your lines for free.
  
  Notable works:
  - Esteban Winsmore
  - Managed to make @FedorableTheSequel think that i was the real Esteban Winsmore.
  - Shit accents.
  - High pitched voices.
  - The best of the Danish accents.
  - Killed a cancer cell with one paragraph.
  - Bean Can's Bird
  
  Advantages:
  - Free
  - Willing to marry you for 10 dollars.
  - Able to cure cancer with words.
  - Almost 100% freindly.

• • Alternatively, you could hire me to do all of your lines for 0.69$.
    
    Notable works:
    - Old Hag
    - Managed to make the fellas think I am a real Mobster
    - 62 years old
    - Fucked up voice because of smoking
    - The best of the Newyorkern accents.
    - I can speak with the fishes
    
    
    Advantages:
    - Pay using Dollars
    - Cigar giveaway
    - Newyork
    - Born in 1954

 

[Sneaky]

No offense, but you sound like this kid.