What is the stupidest reason you ever got banned/warned?

[Bnjemann]

Staff member fucked around, banned me whilst they fucked around, they got punished but my ban remained valid due to a technicality, it was reduced but not removed.

 

[Speedy]

I did a /me pee on a police computer as a cop warning got deleted as it was like 7 years ago

 

[torbizzle]

3.2 warn for metagaming which is untrue because I'd never metagame

@Ellie you're still not forgiven for this

 

[maeen]

This ban back in 2016 when I was SWAT with Tinyslayer and two others. Happened in PD bathroom

2.1 Sex acts on a civilian while on duty as SWAT - Tinyslayer

And this warning in 2016
3.22, player is colour blind, but you can still tell the difference between green (top light) and red (bottom light) ran the red light at the intersection.

 

[Rat123]

I said

"Slums 4 open the door or you're gay"


Got reported by the femboys 1 week ban gg's

 

[Vollgas]

I said

"Slums 4 open the door or you're gay"


Got reported by the femboys 1 week ban gg's

Did they open the door tho.

 

[Rat123]

Did they open the door tho.

They didn't so confirmed I guess?

 

[Maia]

@Niko wasnt the sharpest tool in the shed back in the day

 

[Foe]

2.5, 3.24 - Killed a player due to the mistaken belief they had shot his friend. I killed the admin by mistake when he got involved when it didn’t involve him self

 

[Max Quit]

didnt know that macros wernt allowed

 

[Zayne]

Grew drugs in that inaccessible old basement of hungries that you could only chair glitch into. Except I wasn't banned when I did it. MrAaron had a picture of it and baited me into admitting it was me that done it a year later ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ the rat bastard

 

[Ezza]

 

[piliph]

3.6 - User bombed himself for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

2.5 - Murdered a player because they damaged a Television that was playing a film in a public area.

 

[Medium]

I got warned for
2.1 - Walking around with a pot around with his physgun around making it go up in the air and down for absolutely no reason at all.

Pretty good warning ngl


I also got randomly community wide banned when I came back after a while, still don’t know why he did that

 

[Bnjemann]

Olsen banden vs singular wooden plank, who wins?

 

[daZai]

https://imgur.com/t3eY50P

 

[Ryan Lucas]

still think he deserved it a year later tbf.

various crimes against roadcrew workers (i would never metagame!)

 

[Kalli]

Oops
Quacked too hard

 

[Shaquille Oatmeal]

i blew up a business shop with a pile of gas cans and it destroyed the shop next to it and killed the guy inside. i swear im innocent!!! @Hypnoticluke is my lawyer. i lost the video of it

 

[Deshawn Tyson]

Speaks for itself tbh