FY - PARALAKE RACING LEAGUE

[Headline]

hairline only winnin cuz of his slr

So the other guys only lose because of their SLR?

 

[Nova.]

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So the other guys only lose because of their SLR?

Use a different car this Saturday

 

[Thorgal]

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So the other guys only lose because of their SLR?

try use a diffrent car mate instead of only using sir if u are that good at driving lil dawg

 

[SomeUser]

Why we arguing about the SLR sure its OP as shit but let them use what they want to use, If you had one I can GARRNETEE You all would use it in the races aswell

 

[thehomelessdude]

I won't say more than that. GL Yall​

 

[Eistee von Aldi]

Reminder: you can place bets on the final race in any of our stores, just ask a member if Omar or Ace are online!
These are the odds:

 

[Hjalte]

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So the other guys only lose because of their SLR?

W Bosman Osman with his audi r8

 

[Eistee von Aldi]

FULL RACE RESULTS OUT TOMORROW

Spoiler: Spoiler Alert

Cheap Shop won the race and walnash scores 3rd to become champion

 

[ricky hendrix]

 

[thehomelessdude]

 

[roos]

I was playing for aldi and i was on podium

 

[Eistee von Aldi]

FY#25 results​

1. @Nate Bell - Volkswagen Golf GTI
2. @roos - Pagani Zonda C12
3. @walnash - Mercedes SLR

Driver	Vehicle	Team	starting position	result	image
Nate Bell	Volkswagen Golf GTI	CHEAP SHOP	2	1st
Ros Ravski	Pagani Zonda C12	ALDI	13	2nd
Sasha Black	Mercedes SLR	PROJECT R	9	3rd
Ricky Hendrix	Nissan Skyline R34	HENDRIX EXP	5	4th
Leonardo Snow	Mercedes SLR	BACON	8	5th
Rob Kozuki	Mercedes SLR	NASA	7	6th
Billy Weston	Volkswagen Golf GTI	CHEAP SHOP	3	7th
Radoslav Stoyanov	Mercedes SLR	ALDI	15	8th
Seth Slessor	Nissan Skyline R34		6	9th
Priti Nightfall	Audi R8 Plus		14	10th
Heath Mullen	Mercedes SLR		19	11th
Tyrone Morris	Mercedes G-Wagon	HOOD RATS	16	12th
Rosan Doe	Volkswagen Golf GTI	CHEAP SHOP	1	13th
Roxanne Cole	Mercedes SLR	MONKEYS	18	DNF(crash) / 4th lap
Edward Sexton	Mercedes SLR	AMG FENT	10	DNF(forfeit) / 4th lap
Andrew Ani-Taquill	Mercedes SLR	BACON	17	DNF(crash) / 3rd lap
Jessica Wemu-Dong	BMW 507		4	DNF(crash) / 3rd lap
Malek Hanz	Mercedes SLR	BACON	12	DNF(crash) / 2nd lap
Jerome Bing-Ling	Tesla model S	SIGMAS	11	DNF(crash) / 1st lap

The poster for this event is a reference to the Mini Coopers upset victory at the 1964 Monte Carlo rally, very fitting considering the race result

The Off-Road race on the track "Creepy Tree rally V6" was won by CHEAP SHOP's @Nate Bell in a huge underdog victory.
@Recession pulled off a 200iq strat, with her racing team being the only one to show up in C-tier cars, they secured the front row for themselves and tried defend Nate from early overtakes.
This turned out completely unnecessary, as B- and S-tier cars were already too busy pit maneuvering each other, to try catch up within 4 laps anyway.

@roos finally finishes a race without dying or flipping his car over. He also scores some points for his new race team, after having left MiP.

@walnash and @Headline were fighting head to head all race long, in the final lap Headline was leading but crashed into a traffic sign, gifting @walnash the last podium spot, and just enough points to overtake him in the championship rankings.


staff/track stewards:
@Maya Bacon
@exrobite
@Tyla Jai

PLPD:
@ThePeak - PLPD organizer
@Ezza
@Avid Feminist
@jams (James Ladous)
@Flextern - medic
@Hjalte - RC
@MangoFracht423 - RC

 

[Eistee von Aldi]

SEASON 2 CHAMPIONSHIP RESULTS​

Once again thanks everybody who showed up regularly to make this a real thing!
Special thanks for the people who donated millions to help fund these events. @Recession @Medium @ExcelentAxelent @MangoFracht423 and cheap fuck @Jyrgen who gave 50k once

The Paralake Drivers Championship goes to Sasha Black​

1. @walnash
The undisputed best driver in Paralake, who also won the best driver community vote this year. He proved his superiority especially in the RX tournaments, where everyone was scared to face him

2. @Headline
Headline haters are eating good rn. He crashed in the final lap of final race and lost the championship lead. He is a extremely skilled driver however. Nobody who talks shit about him and his double-upgraded SLR could beat him 1vs1 in equal cars.

3. @Nate Bell
A skilled GTI specialist driving for the CHEAP SHOP racing team. He won the final race and snatched all the bonus points thanks to the reverse grid start. Thats how he stole #3 from rado despite less wins

4. @fokus-rado08
ALDI SÜD racings #1 driver fell off a bit after winning the championship last time he couldn't defend it this season. Sources close to his team told me he started sandbagging torwards the end and allegedly even stopped showing up for practice.

5. @Dahweeble
BACON's #1 driver and retired org leader Leonardo Snow was one of the most consistent drivers, scoring points basically every race, even when starting from the back

The Team Championship goes to ALDI SÜD racing​

Spoiler: full driver rankings

Spoiler: full team rankings

500k will go to @walnash as the #1 driver. The 250k for number #2 goes to @Headline
Additionally @walnash wins 250k as owner, and only driver of the #2 team "Project R"
The prize money for the #1 team remains in my possession this time.

ADDITIONAL STATS:

 

[Hjalte]

W event

 

[Eistee von Aldi]

by popular demand: here is the season stats for @ricky hendrix


11. Ricky Hendrix
Ricky Hendrix is a very underrated driver and one of the fan favorites. He could have easily placed higher if he didn't refuse to buy a SLR. You could tell he was approaching from behind when you heard the eurobeat music blasting from his speakers.

 

[AceAbo]

4. @fokus-rado08
ALDI SÜD racings #1 driver fell off a bit after winning the championship last time he couldn't defend it this season. Sources close to his team told me he started sandbagging torwards the end and allegedly even stopped showing up for practice.

That’s actually true I heard from someone that his team isn’t happy with his performance and I was also told that he stopped showing up to practices because “he didn’t need them” what a shame tbh he had potential if he had locked in and I bet that his team isn’t happy with him

 

[Eistee von Aldi]

ANNOUNCEMENT: FY Underground​

Future races are undocumented, unsanctioned and invite-only.

F.A.Q.

When are the races?
On last weekend of the month or sometimes spontaneously. To avoid unwanted attention, exact dates & times as well as chosen tracks will remain confidential between participants

How can I join?
If you haven't already you need someone to vouch for you, like a organizer or existing team owner

Are there entry fees?
Yes we set rather high wagers, 20-50k per race usually, this is a requirement for various reasons.

What is the prize money?
Winner takes all, the total sum of all wagers, minimum is 6 figures

 

[Hjalte]

ANNOUNCEMENT: FY Underground​

Future races are undocumented, unsanctioned and invite-only.

F.A.Q.

When are the races?
On last weekend of the month or sometimes spontaneously. To avoid unwanted attention, exact dates & times as well as chosen tracks will remain confidential between participants

How can I join?
If you haven't already you need someone to vouch for you, like a organizer or existing team owner

Are there entry fees?
Yes rather high ones, 20-50k per race usually, this is a requirement for various reasons.

What is the prize money?
Winner takes all, the total sum of all wagers, minimum is 6 figures

W. Now I'm gonna have the chance to win

 

[thehomelessdude]

ANNOUNCEMENT: FY Underground​

Future races are undocumented, unsanctioned and invite-only.

F.A.Q.

When are the races?
On last weekend of the month or sometimes spontaneously. To avoid unwanted attention, exact dates & times as well as chosen tracks will remain confidential between participants

How can I join?
If you haven't already you need someone to vouch for you, like a organizer or existing team owner

Are there entry fees?
Yes we set rather high wagers, 20-50k per race usually, this is a requirement for various reasons.

What is the prize money?
Winner takes all, the total sum of all wagers, minimum is 6 figures

Gamblers unite