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Dave

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Senior Monkey Management have been made aware via the interweb (Discord) that the organisation is "dead". But, after careful deliberation, and it being the season of giving, we have decided to allow inhabitants of Paralake to apply to join our cult group of likeminded individuals.

We have arranged an array of questions so we can gauge your understanding of the MiP Standard Operating Procedures.




General Questions ;

Roleplay Name ;

Net cop playtime in the year 2023 ;

Inventory and Bank Balance images ;

Firearms level ;

Cars ;

Image of the crosshair you use ;

How many people need to be raiding in one party to constitute being a ZERG (According to a Taylor Swift fanatic) ;

Situational Awareness Questions ;

You are on a date with a 9/10 inside Roxie's Diner, things are going well and she wants to go back to Regals 5 with you after you finish eating. Then, you see Nate 'The Bigwhal' Jones call "KOS PROJEX" inside Organisation Chat. Nate's rank is :Crown: Capo :Crown: while you are merely a :CashMoney: Associate :CashMoney:. How would you approach this situation, please ensure your answer is detailed ;

You have already partaken in 2 raids during an hour (David Bishop is online) but your E-Sporting thirst has not been quenched. You decide to go to initiate a Bank Raid, but the orchestrator already has a crew looking for this! How will you proceed?

Additional Questions ;

Can you tolerate Sharksters voice on teamspeak? (I cannot).

How has Ronald done this? (refer to article 5.3) [Most important question in the application]
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Does your internet also seem to always cut out when you are left on a red-screen after being one tapped by a demon Pistol Cop?
 
General Questions ;

Roleplay Name ; Mud Piss

Net cop playtime in the year 2023 ; 0

Inventory and Bank Balance images ; I can't log on to get them in this current moment due to unforeseen circumstances

Firearms level ; 125

Cars ; its a good movie but it originally released the same year as "over the hedge" AND "flushed away" so I couldn't give it the top spot

Image of the crosshair you use ; crosshairs are for noobs

How many people need to be raiding in one party to constitute being a ZERG (According to a Taylor Swift fanatic) ; depends if I win or lose the raid

Situational Awareness Questions ;

You are on a date with a 9/10 inside Roxie's Diner, things are going well and she wants to go back to Regals 5 with you after you finish eating. Then, you see Nate 'The Bigwhal' Jones call "KOS PROJEX" inside Organisation Chat. Nate's rank is :Crown: Capo :Crown: while you are merely a :CashMoney: Associate :CashMoney:. How would you approach this situation, please ensure your answer is detailed ; I would immediately leave roxies without explaining to my hot date as I need to save my breath for alt sprint. I run behind puffer mart and into bazaar to use the bazaar shop I buy at 6am GMT+0 everyday so my org can have easy storage in business sector. Since @Nate called the KOS I know its important so I grab one of my AS50's, 12 boxes of sniper ammo and 2 M67's. I slowly approach business gas station while on teamspeak with my weapon on my back. I'm immediately killed by a pistol cop who took the monorail to respond to a life alert on harbour lane. My ethernet cable mysteriously unplugs.

You have already partaken in 2 raids during an hour (David Bishop is online) but your E-Sporting thirst has not been quenched. You decide to go to initiate a Bank Raid, but the orchestrator already has a crew looking for this! How will you proceed? I can either A) go sit on heavy tfu in the van geared with an awp ready to respond to bank immediately or B) I go to bank and purchase projex 3. I go to projex 3 and place a rudimentary defence as well as a single basic planter I put 5 coke seeds in (this will come in handy later). I then take my car and drive illegally through intersection repeatedly until an RTU porsche spots my traffic law violation and attempts to chase me. I flee back to projex 3 and lock my door, forcing the police to raid me. However, the drugs I placed in this apartment earlier have more value to me than the potential 10yr 10k sentence I could receive for defending so I am forced to take my AK-47 out of storage and KOS cops.... I make sure to tell nate jones to call KOS in discord.

Additional Questions ;

Can you tolerate Sharksters voice on teamspeak? (I cannot). who?

How has Ronald done this? (refer to article 5.3) [Most important question in the application]
Spoiler: Article 5.3
I live for daily ronald
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Does your internet also seem to always cut out when you are left on a red-screen after being one tapped by a demon Pistol Cop?
My ethernet cable is very fragile and prone to ejection

thank you for considering my applicashun
kindest regards,
MUD piss
 
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Roleplay Name ; Reece Arnolds

Net cop playtime in the year 2023 ; none - was banned for something silly and goofy

Inventory and Bank Balance images ; banking app wasn't working.
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Firearms level ; max

Cars ; Gold double upgraded mini, Aston Martin DB5, Lambo SVJ, Tesla double, Ferrari F430

Image of the crosshair you use ; N/A

How many people need to be raiding in one party to constitute being a ZERG (According to a Taylor Swift fanatic) ; 12

Situational Awareness Questions ;

You are on a date with a 9/10 inside Roxie's Diner, things are going well and she wants to go back to Regals 5 with you after you finish eating. Then, you see Nate 'The Bigwhal' Jones call "KOS PROJEX" inside Organisation Chat. Nate's rank is :Crown: Capo :Crown: while you are merely a :CashMoney: Associate :CashMoney:. How would you approach this situation, please ensure your answer is detailed ;
leave instantly as shootouts are entertaining and rewarding. This situation changes if shes a 10

You have already partaken in 2 raids during an hour (David Bishop is online) but your E-Sporting thirst has not been quenched. You decide to initiate a Bank Raid, but the orchestrator already has a crew looking for this! How will you proceed?
Raid the bank anyway. No one cares about the money; they just want the PD shootout. If you fail to do so, raid a new player instead. They don't know how to report you.

Additional Questions ;

Can you tolerate Sharksters voice on teamspeak? (I cannot). can I fuck

How has Ronald done this? (refer to article 5.3) [Most important question in the application]
Spoiler: Article 5.3 - he's a good boy

Does your internet also seem to always cut out when you are left on a red-screen after being one tapped by a demon Pistol Cop? I've got 3 bans to solidify this statement
 
General Questions ;

Roleplay Name ;

Net cop playtime in the year 2023 ;

Inventory and Bank Balance images ;

Firearms level ;

Cars ;

Image of the crosshair you use ;

How many people need to be raiding in one party to constitute being a ZERG (According to a Taylor Swift fanatic) ;

Situational Awareness Questions ;

You are on a date with a 9/10 inside Roxie's Diner, things are going well and she wants to go back to Regals 5 with you after you finish eating. Then, you see Nate 'The Bigwhal' Jones call "KOS PROJEX" inside Organisation Chat. Nate's rank is :Crown: Capo :Crown: while you are merely a :CashMoney: Associate :CashMoney:. How would you approach this situation, please ensure your answer is detailed ;

You have already partaken in 2 raids during an hour (David Bishop is online) but your E-Sporting thirst has not been quenched. You decide to go to initiate a Bank Raid, but the orchestrator already has a crew looking for this! How will you proceed?

Additional Questions ;

Can you tolerate Sharksters voice on teamspeak? (I cannot).

How has Ronald done this? (refer to article 5.3) [Most important question in the application]


Does your internet also seem to always cut out when you are left on a red-screen after being one tapped by a demon Pistol Cop?
 
Clarky said:
General Questions ;

Roleplay Name ;

Net cop playtime in the year 2023 ;

Inventory and Bank Balance images ;

Firearms level ;

Cars ;

Image of the crosshair you use ;

How many people need to be raiding in one party to constitute being a ZERG (According to a Taylor Swift fanatic) ;

Situational Awareness Questions ;

You are on a date with a 9/10 inside Roxie's Diner, things are going well and she wants to go back to Regals 5 with you after you finish eating. Then, you see Nate 'The Bigwhal' Jones call "KOS PROJEX" inside Organisation Chat. Nate's rank is :Crown: Capo :Crown: while you are merely a :CashMoney: Associate :CashMoney:. How would you approach this situation, please ensure your answer is detailed ;

You have already partaken in 2 raids during an hour (David Bishop is online) but your E-Sporting thirst has not been quenched. You decide to go to initiate a Bank Raid, but the orchestrator already has a crew looking for this! How will you proceed?

Additional Questions ;

Can you tolerate Sharksters voice on teamspeak? (I cannot).

How has Ronald done this? (refer to article 5.3) [Most important question in the application]


Does your internet also seem to always cut out when you are left on a red-screen after being one tapped by a demon Pistol Cop?
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