The estate of Natalia Ramsnow (formerly Natalia Ramstone,) would like to extend jubilant birthday wishes to you on behalf of the Ramsnow estate. We hope your birthday is filled with "merriment" and "party business" and not "being gassy" and "vomitting."
They cannot keep a femcel contained. I will be free, and when I am, the staff team better be on notice. I will NOT be looking both ways when I cross the road.