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Anime was a mistake - Some pinguin
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Welcome to the Anti-Anime Group - Where we take the weeb out of your degenerate son.
Have you or a loved one been diagnosed with otakuiosis? You may be entitled for compensation to take part of this camp.
- black science man
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Here at the AAG, we shall only provide the best of care for you, or your loved ones.
97% of scientists agree that individuals obsessed with 'anime', commonly reffered to as Otakus, weebs, weaboos etc.,
are a considerable threat to society and the functioning of it. The ability, or lack therof of such invidual to contribute to society is staggering.
According to a recent study, conducted by Harvard in 2019, more than 68% of indivuals are currently living of social benefits.
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OUR METHODS
The intense therapy sessions, and friendly and modern enviornment makes AAG one of the best locations for intense anime conversion therapy,
as proven by Pernassia Group, the NHS, Obamacare and even George Soros!
While we tailor each and every room to one individuals needs, our rooms generally accord to this standard appeal.
The room is spacious, there are many books available(With intellectual classics such as: Why masculinity isn't nessarily a bad thing, How to become a CHAD
and not to forget: Anime - We made a fucking mistake by renouned writer Hideo Kojima)
Power tools and building materials are provided, aswell as lawn mowing equipment and a computer.
Network access is limited, however access to movies such as: "John wick" "Die Hard" "Scarface" and "The Terminator" is available.
Unfortunately, it would not be ethical and logical to provide a way of listening to music in each room.
Every day for a minimum of 6 hours music shall be played over the PA speakers.
This will generally be of the following artists, though this is subject to change at any time:
"AC/DC, Scorpions, ZZ Top, Billy Idol, Dead or Alive, Rainbow et all"
A full list of what is available on site, can be found here
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TESTEMONIALS
We promise to archieve our goals, and keep our promises. But you don't have to believe us, take it from our customers!
"John Peterson - 49"
I was forced to send my son to AAG, and man am i suprised.
I caught him several times watching some weird dogs fucking eachother, and he was impersonating
these very high pitched screams. I honestly thaught he was gay; but thank god he was only just a weaboo.
AAG changed my son completely, he managed to repair my 1970 Dodge Challenger, something i always wished we could do together!
He also now has a job at a local home depot, and he mows my lawn!
APPLY TODAY!