After a recent altercation in the ASDA discord we have unanimously decided to seperate into 2 organisations - A S D A and ASDA Academy
ASDA Academy is now recruiting!
Employee Benefits :
Allied with ASDA - you have nothing to fear Jamie Busross is your friend
Living wage - You keep all of your drug proceeds
Career Progression Scheme - promotions and invitation to the ASDA head office if you are special
Dom Gandhi Approved - after a long struggle in Paralake he finally feels at home in ASDA Academy
How do I join? :
Fill in and post the below:
| Name (Government/Street) : Do you have a Tooter account? (Yes/No/Will make one) Hidden talent(s): If you had an elephant in your basement what would you do with it?: |
You can also contact Mortimer Wallace or Sasha Black in Paralake for an in person application
Kick off at 6pm








Your 1mil will be returned when you prove yourself to be worthy

