ASDA Academy (Accepting applications!)

[Jenga]

After a recent altercation in the ASDA discord we have unanimously decided to seperate into 2 organisations - A S D A and ASDA Academy

ASDA Academy is now recruiting!

Employee Benefits :
Allied with ASDA - you have nothing to fear Jamie Busross is your friend
Living wage - You keep all of your drug proceeds
Career Progression Scheme - promotions and invitation to the ASDA head office if you are special
Dom Gandhi Approved - after a long struggle in Paralake he finally feels at home in ASDA Academy

How do I join? :
Fill in and post the below:

Name (Government/Street) : Do you have a Tooter account? (Yes/No/Will make one) Hidden talent(s): If you had an elephant in your basement what would you do with it?:

You can also contact Mortimer Wallace or Sasha Black in Paralake for an in person application

Kick off at 6pm

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[Jenga]

Ayjay Harlem is now leading our HR department

 

[ALOO89]

Name (Government/Street) : leonard park
Do you have a Tooter account? Will make one
Hidden talent(s): growing drugs
If you had an elephant in your basement what would you do with it?: kill him

 

[Bnjemann]

Only left brained thinkers can decipher this message.

 

[Lushi]

is that one of asda bases?

 

[Kay]

@Ashur apply bro

 

[KeiwaM]

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is that one of asda bases?

yes, it's puffer market, can't you see?

 

[Jack Bruhross]

@Ashur apply bro

he will no longer be insta raided....

 

[Lucius Husky]

he will no longer be insta raided....

He still might not grow at all

 

[MalekIsWeird]

cough cough https://perpheads.com/threads/asda-academy.52251/post-402249

 

[Swifter]

I would like to apply I have been wanting to you can even ask aloo

 

[Swifter]

Acutaly not am gonna get scammed they did it with banana gang so it will happen to me

 

[Lushi]

yeah lol i was in banana acadenmy (something like that) and original banana gang just raided us and took all

Acutaly not am gonna get scammed they did it with banana gang so it will happen to me

 

[Nate]

Acutaly not am gonna get scammed they did it with banana gang so it will happen to me

No scam bro Your 1mil will be returned when you prove yourself to be worthy

 

[rxsm]

yeah lol i was in banana acadenmy (something like that) and original banana gang just raided us and took all

actually that was asda pretending to be bananagang employees… banana academy never associated with them

 

[Lushi]

actually that was asda pretending to be bananagang employees… banana academy never associated with them

bruh

 

[Sindarin]

Aw shit... Here we go again

 

[rxsm]

bruh

I stated it multiple times! Bros do not listen.

 

[_PARANOID_]

Name: Lone Walker. Do you have a Tooter account? Yes Hidden talent(s): Building big and good bases. If you had an elephant in your basement what would you do with it?: Make a big dinner from it.

 

[Ashur]

@Ashur apply bro

Can i join?