Average RTU "officer" vs Average Patrol Enjoyer. (Shitpost)

[MegaFro]

Ps: Just noticed I typed "high res vest" im dumb

 

[Mallard]

can i have my 16 seconds back?

 

[Kenty]

Patrol officers:

- lacks braincells
- lacks basic clicking and typing skills
- Can’t click buttons or type a few sentences to access the cool cars

 

[Eric Jonson]

I'm so glad the crash i was involved in isn't in this video. loool

 

[MegaFro]

I'm so glad the crash i was involved in isn't in this video. loool

Too lazy, but I'm sure we could gather enough RTU crashes to make a full compilation lol

 

[Eric Jonson]

Too lazy, but I'm sure we could gather enough RTU crashes to make a full compilation lol

I'd pay money to see that even though I'm gonna try and get into RTU in the near future. lol

 

[MegaFro]

Patrol officers:

- lacks braincells
- lacks basic clicking and typing skills
- Can’t click buttons or type a few sentences to access the cool cars

Not wrong... Not wrong..

 

[Bnjemann]

“My division is better because I didn’t apply to join it and also get access to less equipment and slower cars without any benefit over traffic”

 

[Mina]

Only reason RTU cause crashes is because the patrol officer in their car are always showing them memes while driving

 

[MiniXIII]

Give this man a promotion!

 

[The HitMan]

Patrol is better than RTU. RTU simply can't drive and look like lollipop ladies with guns.

 

[Ariyanqwq]

mad cause couldn't achieve rtu!!!

 

[Chase]

On par, always blew my mind how often I would stay primary due to their shit driving.

 

[curak]

I've been in both rtu and patrol, I can say patrol >>> RTU. Shoutout to @MiniRaze

 

[lencz]

I feel like RTOs are more likely to kill themselves by driving into a wall or a group of cops in the porsche, while the patrol officers respond 90mph to an incident and on the way swerve into a car with family of four killing them all and then just continue to the scene of the incident right after

 

[Classiy]

the average patrol fan:
actually shoots people (literally penetrates other men)
patrol car can't even do donuts in city hall plaza
has to respond to calls that have nothing to do with hitting sick dorifuto

the average RTO enjoyer:
can accelerate into wall at 90 MPH in less than 2 seconds
gets mugged in broad daylight by a sweatervest with an empty glock cos he's generous
zero arrests; doesn't wanna kill the vibe

 

[Mina]

On par, always blew my mind how often I would stay primary due to their shit driving.

The reason you can't go on duty is because of your bad driving

 

[Mina]

I've been in both rtu and patrol, I can say patrol >>> RTU. Shoutout to @MiniRaze

You the type of person to jump on the dick of whoever gives the highest rank, we don't want you

 

[Maia]

I've been in both rtu and patrol, I can say patrol >>> RTU. Shoutout to @MiniRaze

Mad he didnt get ssgt in rtu RTU is clearly the best unit. @walnash can confirm, shit patrol officers cant drive so they just shoot the cars instead because they’re insecure

 

[curak]

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You the type of person to jump on the dick of whoever gives the highest rank, we don't want you

You’re only half the leader that mini is, shush