Buying a new pet for my flat

[Daigestive]

I wanted to invest £10 in Sea Monkeys and found these amazing reviews

 

[Deleted member 1235]

You're the type of guy who'd buy an ant colony just to pour boiling water inside it

 

[Daigestive]

I would pee in it to see if Ant Moses can spread the yellow Sea

 

[Creepis]

the golden shower special

 

[rogue]

buy a cat for your fiat

 

[Bnjemann]

The one sea monkey colony we had that survived long enough overpopulated and died.