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I dont know why but this Family Guy Christmas song makes me happy.




Peter:

Lyrics:
Jessica Biel and Megan Fox
Wearin' nothin' but their socks
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.


Brian:
"Well, that's just not practical."

Lois:

Spending a week in Mexico
With some black guys and some blow
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.

Peter:
"Aw, that sounds terrific. How about you, kids?"

Chris:
I would like a pair of skates,
Then I'd go out skating,
But I really don't know how to skate.
Ha-ha!

Meg:
I want a Lexus all in pink
And a dad who doesn't drink.

Peter:
Oh, and that reminds me
Twelve kegs of beer!
The Griffins (except Brian and Stewie):
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year.

Brian:
"Santa's got his work cut out for him."

Peter:
"Oh, we ain't even gotten started yet."

Lois:
I wanna tour the Spanish coast...

Peter:
Lunch with Michael Landon's ghost...

Peter and Lois:
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.

Lois:
"Wait, what?"

Peter:
"Forget it. Keep goin'."

Chris:
Jennifer Garner in my bed...

Meg:
Softer voices in my head...

Chris and Meg:
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.

Stewie:
Yellow cake uranium.
Never mind the reason.
Also Chutes and Ladders and a ball.
[Laughs.]

Brian:
Doesn't this seem like too much stuff?

Peter:
Poo on you!
It's not enough!

Stewie:
Buddy boy, I got your Christmas
Right here!
The Griffins:
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year.

Brian:
"I'm just saying it seems a bit excessive."

Lois:
"Oh, get off your soapbox, Brian, it's Christmas!"

Peter:
"And Christmas is about gettin'. Everyone in town knows that."

Quagmire:
Japanese girls with no restraint
Just to choke me when I faint
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
"Ooh, giggity!"

Bonnie:
Platinum-plated silverware

Joe:
Just one day when kids don't stare...

Bonnie and Joe:
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.

Mort:
If you put a Christmas tree
In the public airport,
I will go to court and sue your ass!
"Happy holiday!"

Mayor Adam West:
Wouldn't I love a Tinkertoy?

Herbert:
And a little drummer boy.
He can even tap his drum on my rear.

Quahog Residents:
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year.

Tom Tucker:
I want a golden mustache comb.

Angela:
And some spermicidal foam.

Tom Tucker and Angela:
That's all I really want for Christmas this year.

Carter:
I want a brand new pitching wedge.

Consuela:
I would like more Lemon Pledge.

Carter and Consuela:
That's all I really want for Christmas this year.

Bruce:
I just want a wedding ring
From someone named Jeffrey.

Jillian:
I just want some colored Easter eggs.

Carl:
I want a Blu-ray of The Wiz.

Foreign Guy #1
We don't know what "Christmas" is.

Foreign Guy #2
We have something else called "kishkev fufleer(?)".

Everyone:
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year!
 
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Family Guy is Awesome! This reminded me of this episode haha xD
 
Yeah I watch family guy all the time one of my favourite songs out of all the family guy ones.
 
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