Knife giveaway! - M9 Bayonet Marble Fade

[JaBen]

Hello, I have not played perp in a long time but have decided to thankyou for all the good times, I have unboxed the knife and want to give it away.
To win you must say why you love perp (the funniest will win)
Have fun and want to see what you say.

 

[Trande]

becaue I can troll on the forums

 

[Eviction Notice]

Because I can bribe certain members of the staff team to turn a blind eye on certain situations with ease.

 

[Hayden]

I love perp because you can do what ever the fuck you want!
I love cutting peoples legs off! It's actually quite fun, try it

 

[JJannui]

I like it because all the sweats are driving around in super cars yet I still get more compliments for my nice looking average priced car...

 

[Ellie]

Why don't you use your own screenshot?

http://imgur.com/a/DIZJM

 

[DilanTheSkrub]

Because I can become Annie Standish-Gore and scam people saying I'll give them a blowjob then run away in an upgraded Ford Transit with @Samuel Sheppard and @ceriedwardsx
Oh, and also because I can use the RC truck to go on a mass murder by pulling the wheel at the back down.
How about beating people in the Jail Cells hoping I don't get caught by an admin or supervisor.
And also... Um...
Getting drowned.
A lot.
By @Thomas DeSimone and @MidoTheCigar
And running sweatervests over, cos' why not.

 

[blobvis 2.0]

I love perp as it is a lovely community in which you can do whatever you want, you can make friends and enemies, you can raid, base , passiverp make friends with whom you play it with and after all you can spend your time on stuff and people you like!

 

[JARRE]

Because I love being opressed

 

[Pusheen]

Let me tell you a story, a really fucking boring story.
A little Pusheen once drove around in a bright red Hudson Hornet, pretty damn nice.
This little Pusheen met a man named @MrLewis , who thought little Pusheen was of the female gender, how unfortunate.
Mrlewis is a turd.

 

[Creepis]

I love PERP because of the Source engine. Even though the engine is 10 years old, the physics never cease to amaze me in this game, especially when you did this. Roadcrew trucks tend to flip out more in V3 now by the way:

Might as well give it a shot, thanks!

 

[John Daymon]

Why the hell would you steal your picture from this imgur link; http://imgur.com/a/DIZJM

Stop faking shit.

 

[Sanuhl]

Because I can meme people like Ex;

 

[Silent]

i love ph because i love your knife ^_^

 

[Bertie]

I love the biased and corrupt staff team!!!!

 

[MrAaron]

Give it me and I'll sell all my vehicles and give you my storage.

 

[Imperial Watch]

Because every person needs a good dose of salt and beef to stay healthy and there is plenty of that here.

 

[Crow]

Well, I'm not a active server member, but honestly what keeps me on this server is the clueless sweaterwests.

I have no idea why, but when i'm on the server I tend to stalk or make friends with sweaters. you should try it

 

[Bolli]

Have the highest playtime out of anyone.
Because I really need it

 

[Venomine]

Wait for the fucking end.