Oi mate, got a spare light

[Bnjemann]

You’re in your first legal quarantine walk of the day. You walk past a pond and see this:

“Oi mate, can I pinch a light?” He asks confidently.

What do you do?​

 

[Deleted member 8120]

fuck off ya greedy cunt you'd pinch it

 

[Kenty]

I’d fuck him up to be honest, cheeky cunt