Paralake Highway Patrol

[Matthew]

 

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[Matthew]

 

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THE PLHP ARE NOW SELLING PHONE CASES IN ORDE
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TO RELATE WITH THE KIDS

 

[Matthew]

Joe Dixon phone case now available for £10 each.

 

[bonk]

Parsuut Savage case is in the making..

 

[Matthew]

IM SO EXCITED

 

[Matthew]

 

[Matthew]

 

[Matthew]

 

[Matthew]

@McGlinchy is now wanted by the PLHP. Please contact us with any details.

 

[Deleted member 5920]

He's bent

 

[Matthew]

Ethan,

Thanks for the information. This will be forwarded to the Paralake Highway Patrol Watch Commander A-S-A-P.

Paralake Highway Patrol

 

[Daigestive]

You all have way too much spare time

 

[Matthew]

Dai Gon Jinn,

Thanks for the concern. We will be forwarding this to the Commissioner himself, and from there he will handle this. We take issues from citizens very seriously, especially citizens who suffer from the inability to recognise sarcasm.

Paralake Highway Patrol

 

[Daigestive]

@Matthew I completely understand sarcasm. I jost don't find your childish and shit jokes funny. Just a complete waste of your own time. At 18 shouldn't you be drinking or trying to have sex? this shit's weak. What a disappointment you must be.

 

[Matthew]

@Daigestive sorry i forgot you're a tough scary alpha male dai gon jinn, you are clearly a superior being and your life is 100% perfect in every way, shape and form.

 

[Matthew]

 

[Daigestive]

Keep wasting your time

 

[Matthew]

@Daigestive will do, but only if you keep replying to our thread every other day.