Paralake Highway Patrol

[Daigestive]

@CloutToken since when am i annoyed

 

[Matthew]

@CloutToken be careful what you say he might bomb our apartment!

 

[CloutToken]

 

[Matthew]

WANTED
The admin who deleted my post on CloutToken's profile is wanted by the PLHP for (1)13. Vehicular Murder. He/she is still to be identified and all we have to go off is the notification itself.



Please contact us with any information.

 

[Matthew]

 

[CloutToken]

 

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iPhone 11 Pro Max PARALAKE HIGHWAY PATROL

edition is now for sale!!!!!!

 

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[Murtsley]

+rep

 

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safe lad

 

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PARALAKE HIGHWAY PATROL IS NOW RECRUITING!!!
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Steps:

• Be a Paralakian Citizen​
• Have >0.5% Pakistani heritage in your blood (You will be blood tested, if <0.5% Pakistani heritage is found you will be sent to our brand new firing line that was kindly funded to us by the Paralake High School in their latest cake sale)
• Know how to speak English
• Say hello to Joe Dixon, Peter Swans and Parsuut Savage at least once in their lifetime
• Have crohns disease

DO YOU HAVE THE ELIGIBILITY TO APPLY?! WOW, YOU DO?! APPLY NOW!

APPLICATION FORMAT:
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Full Name:

Age:

Gender:

Why do you want to join the Paralake Highway Patrol?:

Do you condone the Paralake Ballas?:

Do you endorse the black race?:

SEND YOUR APPLICATIONS IN THROUGH THIS THREAD AND PARALAKE HIGHWAY RECRUITMENT UNIT WILL RESPOND ASAP, WE REQUIRE UNITS AGAINST OUR WAR OF ROAD TRAFFIC AND THE COMMUNIST PLPD REGIME.


"Safety, Service, and Security"​

 

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MISSING PERSON MONDAY:

LOOKING FOR THE MODERATOR AND OR ADMIN WHO DELETED MY POST, REWARD OF £1.50 SUBWAY VOUCHER, ONLY VALID IN UK BRANCHES, NOT INCLUDING NORTHERN IRELAND

 

[CloutToken]

this admin is Very Angry with the PLHP clearly

 

[CloutToken]

JOE DIXON IPH

 

[Matthew]

Joe Dixon iPhone Joe Dixon iPhone

 

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funny meme format in 2019 Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

 

[Matthew]

Hah thats is funnysssssss

 

[Matthew]

the PLHP support this meme, thank you @Creepis for creating this.