PLIP MANIFESTO 2015
Economy: Paralake Independence Party believes that every individual should be free from the evil wrath of the state and have the opportunity to gain prosperity. PLIP would introduce new regulations to ensure that the sales tax rates never exceed 30%. We will also ensure that in order to stimulate growth and economic prosperity, we will introduce harsher income tax regulations on those who are unemployed. Citizens shall no longer be dependent on the state for their income and will be encouraged to go out, look for work and contribute to the country as a whole.
Immigration: PLIP believes in British jobs for British workers! After succeeding to power we will introduce a new visa programme in which all new immigrants will have to answer a series of tests and speak fluent English to gain entry. All immigrants from Romania,Bulgaria,Poland,Hungary and Slovakia will be subject to further tests to ensure that they are of the highest standard that Paralake requires.
Europe: Tax payers money where does it go?, not even George Osborne knows. However us over here at PLIP know fully well where £55 million a day is going. We will withdraw from the European Union and Common market and end all the rule of bureaucrats in Brussels restricting our prosperous future. We will introduce our own 'Bill of Rights' which will help put victims of the city and country first.
Crime: Crime is a big issue and PLIP has the answers to it. Once a suspect has been arrested they will face jail and upon release will enter a "re-education" facility located near the farm, in which citizens will learn the true norms and values to help contribute to the nation. If these criminals refuse then a scheme has been set up in which all refusals will be deported to bongo bongo land to face trial upon a grand jury.
Health: PLIP is dedicated to ensuring that citizens receive
privatised health care that benefits me free healthcare to the point of use. We will make sure that the medical staff receive the highest pay-checks and the most sophisticated equipment that we have to offer. The funding off this will be gained by the taxation we put on foreigners using our service.
Education: Our children are not learning what they need to! PLIP will ensure that the National Curriculum is edited to include British history as it's number one priority. Children will be taught that everything the country has done was for the good, no matter the criticism we may receive.
Religion: We used to believe that the only true religion for PLIP was
Islam Christianity. However we have learnt that in order to better ourself as humans, we should be dedication our blood,sweat and tears to our leader Sam 'Farage' Duffy. The citizens will be encouraged to attend party rallies held at the farm on numerous occasions to show their respect to the honourable leader.
We hope to see you at the ballot box! If you wish to find out more about PLIP visit us here:
https://perpheads.com/threads/paralake-independance-party-plip.5927/#post-49586
Kind regards -
Sam 'Farage' Duffy
Leader and Co-Founder of PLIP
