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Paralake News - The latest news from the city of paralake!

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The site is finally out! Currently, we only have 2 journalists and one article on the site, so we'd really appreciate new applications!

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Paralake News - PLPD Turmoil: Calls for Collier's resignation

Amid PLPD Turmoil, the community are calling for Collier to respond - Will he resign?

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[тѕсм.Kermit]

Voting for atleast one article per day, so i finally got a useful newspaper to read in the morning.
Anyway, nice job there & keep it up! Looking forward.

 

[Sam]

Hey! I made the local news
and they didn’t even call to interview me I had so much to say

 

[Sam]

@McGlinchy whats so funny?!
I’ve read that when you retire you should find something todo, why not be interviewed for the news?! Who doesn’t want to be on Fox!?

 

[McGlinchy]

The people need to hear what you have to say

 

[Sam]

@McGlinchy Yes! I think my thread was very constructive. Waited a long time to say it. Can’t be saying stuff like that while in the PD. That would look bad!

 

[Sam]

I’m upset I was not interviewed I have an unedited version of what I posted

 

[McGlinchy]

@Samuel I request that version

 

[Bnjemann]

Chris says that he is definitely not fed up with people submitting articles about @Pugga 's relations with dogs and old men. He encourages you submit more as soon as possible.

 

[Sam]

@McGlinchy Sure, but I would have to kill you. So much shit has gone down, that’s never been made public.

more on this at 11

 

[Double J]

Oh no, a User of Light Theme!

 

[Sam]

@McGlinchy these ratings up set me! I’m retired, remember that.

One day I will tell you about the two attempted take overs, the suspected creep and the under table deals!

 

[McGlinchy]

@Samuel okay sir

you enjoy your retirement cruise now

 

[jacf104]

Real news in paralake we must continue the funny (big meme) advertisements in game

 

[Deleted member 5577]

The quality of staff these days smfh

 

[Creepis]

ok boomer

 

[Deleted member 5577]

can we have a paralake page 3

 

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I’ve had to create a new category just because pug bums dogs

 

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@Samuel I’ll definitely be contacting you then

 

[Bnjemann]

I have the resources for this. Paralake News executives get in touch with pricing ideas.