Post your funny/stupid adverts here

[MagmaKnight]

Seen any funny and/or stupid adverts on the server? Post them here so we can all get a good laugh at them.

 

[Ben Lockwood]

Let me be your secret service or I will kill you. That's always a funny one to read

 

[ViDeO_GaMeZ]

There's always someone who do stupid adverts, you can't miss them.

 

[The Real Black Jesus]

"Run for mayor, or walk for Gayor."

Best advert #2014Adverts

 

[Pear]

"Runf or mayor" Seen this advert so many times

 

[jjjackier]

"Are you fat and ugly? JUST BE UGLY! Come to the Paralake gym for a workout!"
Well, this is something we don't see everyday.

 

[Shifix]

"Are you fat and ugly? JUST BE UGLY! Come to the Paralake gym for a workout!"
Well, this is something we don't see everyday.

Haha genius.

 

[Pear]

Yeah I saw this once [Advert] the chief is gay he told me
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[Charles Marston]

One time I got a report saying something along the lines of "help police officer me chase now i became a ticket"

 

[Mr. Smile]

Once somene said "Mayor lower the taxes or we will make a baseball bat riot in your office!!"

 

[Hyperlate]

Where is DD?

 

[Riekelt]

[Advert] admin to me

 

[Saltguy]

/advert run for mayor
/advert mug
/advert raid, onion knees!
/advert fag

 

[Deleted member 5920]

I never saw this thread before, my personal favourite was when 5 sweater vests raided me with berrettas after adverting raid. They all died. RIP.

 

[Sir CaptainSpaghetti]

"RAID|RAID PD|MUGGING DROP 2000| KIDNAP!"

 

[Ultimate]

[Advert] more police slots plz

[Advert] bolli's testicle has been stolen

[Advert] raid

 

[John Daymon]

/advert It appears that John Daymon's dick is erect and will not hit the orbit earth and we will all die.

 

[BooingBison]

[Advert] raid
[OOC] sorry isf rom darkrp

[Advert] mayor pls higher job slots

[OOC] rdm