Whats wrong with /advert Come to <Law obeying business name here> in the <Location> for some good products!
These are some of the most realistic adverts you can get on perp. Most people just say /advert where is the drug dealer or /advert MORE POLICE SLOTS!!!
[Advert] mayor more slots please ;(
[Advert] lower taxes or else
[Advert] Buyers on a TVision, give at me offers for on the buy at the TVision, (number) calling on me I have big dollars
[Advert] <Insert a message that was supposed to be sent in /admin here>
[Advert] I have lost a friend that goes by the name "DD", if you find him please call 123-4567
[Advert]
[Advert] Please donate to 1233321 to help starving children in Africa. (I actually donate $100 everytime I see one of these)
[Advert] happy hour pls
[Advert] Add 1 SWAT slot
[Advert] Add more police cars