Post your Jokes

[Death Howl]

Alright guys we are now building banter ville but we suddenly have a message popping up saying. "You do not have enough minerals"

So to help with construction I need you to post your jokes here using the following rules.

Nothing directly offensive against members of the community.
No insulting or anything even if the guy deserves it(Unless it is Justin Bieber)
Nothing Sexist or Religious Jokes we don't want a row.
Try to keep posts to 1 you do not need to but spam needs to be prevented I don't want 22 posts from the same guy so i would say 4 at maximum.
Nothing about Nationality or Ethical stuff unless you want me to take your head off.
This is about having fun and a laugh.


Two Electricians walk into a bar one says to the other.
"Watt happened to Dave last night he seems pretty Negative?"
"He looked at a Microwave and found the Voltage was over 9000! it was a big Shock to him"

 

[Allen Kennedy]

Equal rights to all...

(I don't mean to be derogatory, or erupt a flame war, It's just, this world really needs to treat everyone equal.)

 

[Puma]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his gay friend.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.

 

[Belg Lmfao]

Are 1.1 jokes allowed or?...

Edit: Never mind just re read the topic lol

Oh well some jokes for Trande:

'What did the German kid say when he pushed his brother off a cliff?
"Look, mother, no Hans!" '

'What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?

A Beaner-Schnitzel '

"Two cup of joe's, bitte."

"Dry?"

"Nein, I said TWO!"

 

[John Daymon]

This has to be allowed! What do you call smart people in Norway? Tourists...

 

[Puma]

What's the difference between Swedes and mosquitoes?
Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.

Your move, Daymon. >: )

 

[Death Howl]

Can i ask people kindly to take a step back on the Nationality Jokes before this gets out of hand thanks.

 

[Creepis]

What's 10 inches long, hard as a rock, full of semen and makes all of the ladies scream?

The sock under my bed.


Relevant to @John Daymon 's tourist joke.
What do you call a hot chick in Boston?

A tourist.


Why are there no casino's in Africa?

Because there are too many Cheetahs.

And for those that like comics, here is a little Polandball comic, pretty sure this counts as a joke.Remember:Polandball comics should never be taken serious or discriminative/racist. (Wiggly mouse-drawn comics where balls represent different countries. They poke fun at national stereotypes and the "international drama" of their diplomatic relations. Polandball combines history, geography, Engrish, and an inferiority complex.)

 

[MattIs]

The pope had a lot of spare time after a flight so he asked the limo driver if he could take it for a spin.

The pope drove the limo before some police lights appeared. He pulled over

The officer looks inside the car and calls the chief

Officer:"ive stopped someone very important!"
Chief:"How important? A celebrity?"
Officer:"No, more important"
Chief:"How important?"
Officer: "I don't know but the pope is driving them"
Aha

 

[Alex_:D 3]

Whats the difference between kids in Sweden and Russia? The kids in Russia don't know English so they can't squeak at you like the Swedish ones.

 

[Ayjay]

Your life.

 

[Chrissy]

Snipin' this before someone else does.

@Trande's love life.

 

[Allen Kennedy]

My attempts at banter.

 

[Mekls]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Noteworthy dates in 20th-Century American history:
1917 - When World War I began.
1918 - When the U.S. won World War I.
1941 - When World War II began.
1945 - When the U.S. won World War II

Another joke you ask?

America

 

[Trande]

Are 1.1 jokes allowed or?...

Edit: Never mind just re read the topic lol

Oh well some jokes for Trande:

'What did the German kid say when he pushed his brother off a cliff?
"Look, mother, no Hans!" '

'What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?

A Beaner-Schnitzel '

"Two cup of joe's, bitte."

"Dry?"

"Nein, I said TWO!"

Belgium.

 

[Garrett Woodfield]

I got banned for 3.15, 3.20 (some other too but those were the dumb ones)

 

[TheMadFox 2]

A man is trying to set up a new password for his new computer. The man puts, "Mypenis, and press set new password and then the screen says, "Error. Not long enough. I think many have heard this joke before.

 

[Jon Godinn]

You're future

 

[Philip]

Why did the blonde break her nose? She saw a dildo under a glass table :3