Post your Jokes

[Hayden]

Well I saw this thread and thought I might aswell post here as I don't want to double post,
Why did the nerd only take half a cake to the party?
Because he took a megabyte

p.s if you don't get it mega bite out of the cake

 

[The Strange Deranged Mage]

What do you call a forum bumper?
An attention lumper!

 

[Teemo]

I am learning African/American studies
Or as I call it,
Nigerology
23:50

 

[Philip]

How 2 get staff

 

[Pear]

Imperial Watch

 

[Imperial Watch]

Whats the difference between an accident and a disaster?
An accident would be if a bus full of brits were to crash into a river
A disaster would be if they could swim

 

[Deleted member 3902]

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[Generic Twat]

Whats the difference between a pimp and santa claus?
Santa claus stops after the third ho.

 

[Teemo]

How do you start a rave in Ethopia?
Stick food on the ceiling

 

[Alliat]

Dark humor is just like a kid with cancer, it nerver gets old.
No intension to hurt any one. Just inform me if you find this to much.

 

[Shortbusgangster]

You're future

Your grammar

 

[Jimmy]

This entire thread.

 

[Belg Lmfao]

My memes

 

[Aquaa]

PERPheads

 

[Alliat]

Dark humor is just like a kid with cancer, it nerver gets old.
No intension to hurt any one. Just inform me if you find this to much.

Ow w8 some sometimes they actually do.

 

[DJ Conyo]

My video's

 

[jjjackier]

Brexit

 

[Sonzy]

The fact that @Exrobite is mod

 

[rogue]

What does a cloud with an itchy rash do

finds the nearest skyscraper

 

[Puma]

The attempt of others making jokes.