Selling timed glitter bombs

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SELLING A HUGE AMOUNT OF TIMED GLITTER BOMBS
Someone said "Who are you?" and now you want to get back at them? A glitter bomb is the thing you need in order assert dominance in the city of Paralake. We will let the positive reviews speak for themselves!!
Selling each one for $10.000, can lower prices when bought in bulk!
PM me on the forums or call 984-2488 when I'm online.​

 

[Sorle]

*REVIEW*

Worked incredibly well when sent by postage to potential adversaries such as @Patch and @Tomo, the reaction from news outlets was truly explosive

10/10 would cop

 

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Thank you so much for the honest review!

 

[Aquaa]

*GIFT RECIPIENT REVIEW*

I have to say I am just astonished by the gift sent to me. I was playing against some @Sorle guy in LoL and ripped his ass wide open mid lane and he said he was going to send me a package in my mail. When I opened it, it was just EXPLOSIVELY beautiful.

 

[Tinky]

Blew up his own door and died to a prop. Would buy again!

 

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Offer is still active​

 

[Kempotent]

This has come to the FBI attention, you are being watched.

 

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This has come to the FBI attention, you are being watched.

Those are glitter bombs man, it's to prank someone

 

[DJ Conyo]

*Honest review*
طلب أفضل قنبلة على الإطلاق 500 منهم.

 

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OUT OF STOCK!​

 

[Deleted member 8120]

OUT OF STOCK!​

 

[Kempotent]

 

[Auris]

can confirm they do work

 

[Jack Bruhross]

OUT OF STOCK!​

sounds like someone wanted some bombs

 

[Kempotent]

i ordered an rtx 2070 super, i missed the deliver they gave it to my neighbour and now my neighbour is saying they dont have my £600 gpu, im going to need 100 of these ASAP

 

[Auris]

i ordered an rtx 2070 super, i missed the deliver they gave it to my neighbour and now my neighbour is saying they dont have my £600 gpu, im going to need 100 of these ASAP

file a claim with royal mail they should never leave a package that valuable with a neighbour they should of given you a red slip and given you a date to pick it up just say it was given to a neighbour and they say they dont have it

 

[Kempotent]

file a claim with royal mail they should never leave a package that valuable with a neighbour they should of given you a red slip and given you a date to pick it up just say it was given to a neighbour and they say they dont have it

yeah fuck that, 100 bombs please

 

[travis]

SELLING A HUGE AMOUNT OF TIMED GLITTER BOMBS
Someone said "Who are you?" and now you want to get back at them? A glitter bomb is the thing you need in order assert dominance in the city of Paralake. We will let the positive reviews speak for themselves!!
Selling each one for $10.000, can lower prices when bought in bulk!
PM me on the forums or call 984-2488 when I'm online.​

*REVIEW*

So I ordered a couple of those and took them to my wife and children to celebrate my daughter Emily’s birthday. When they went off all I saw was the white glitter all over the place which sure was quite the explosive product function. I don't remember what happened after that... Somehow I’m now locked up in a maximum security prison for murder?? I mean I was only celebrating a birthday, like, what is this? I think the glitter is all over me though which is quite impressive, I touch my face and all I feel is the odd contours on my face from the glitter which oddly feel like cuts, but i guess not, just glitter right? Somehow I can only see from my right eye, there was so much glitter it even covered my left eye! I mean this is so impressive I’ve never seen a product like this! I’m a little hard of hearing too, guess the glitter also got inside my ear canals.. Oh well, the price to pay for a huge celebration. I’m sure when I’m out of here because of the horrible mix up I’ll go home to my daughter and see that beautiful smile on her face. Anyways, I made sure not to use them all up, I did hide one glitter bomb in my prison wallet to make sure no one would be able to guess I still had one! Maybe I’ll fish it out and impress the guards so much with this product they’ll let me free right away. Anyways, I rate this product 10/10 would buy again please use these around your family! You sure wont regret it

 

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