Share your bad jokes
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I would tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.
Saw a black guy running with a bike
Thought it was mine so i ran back home
To my relief mine was still farming cotton
Thought it was mine so i ran back home
To my relief mine was still farming cotton
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What's Forrest Gump's password?
1forrest1
What do you call a shed full of black people?
Antique farm equipment. (sorry)
Why was the stadium so hot?
All the fans left
Where do you put gay fish?
In a Queerium
1forrest1
What do you call a shed full of black people?
Antique farm equipment. (sorry)
Why was the stadium so hot?
All the fans left
Where do you put gay fish?
In a Queerium
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What do you call a Romani leader?
Alfa Romeo
What do you call a Romani driving an audi?
Lord of the rings
Its satire
Alfa Romeo
What do you call a Romani driving an audi?
Lord of the rings
Its satire
A man walks into a zoo.
The only animal in the zoo is a dog.
It's a shitzhu.... kms
The only animal in the zoo is a dog.
It's a shitzhu.... kms
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, going through 50 stories in the matter of seconds
What has 8 arms and is really good at farming cotton?
No clue but its probably black
9/11 victims, going through 50 stories in the matter of seconds
What has 8 arms and is really good at farming cotton?
No clue but its probably black
Highly offensive lmao i want to remove these.
Their was something here at one point.
Their was something here at one point.
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Tyrone and jamal are in a car,
Who is driving?
Who is driving?
The police officer!
Ayjay
Guest
"Today in London a Muslim caused utter terror by mounting a pavement in a car. In other news... Hundreds of Muslims in Rochdale cause utter terror by mounting 9 year old girls in a mosque."
"How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?"
Nine months.
"What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?"
Before the First Period.
"What do you call a five year old with no friends?"
A sandy hook survivor.
"What do you call a retarded jew?"
Auschwistic.
"How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?"
Nine months.
"What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?"
Before the First Period.
"What do you call a five year old with no friends?"
A sandy hook survivor.
"What do you call a retarded jew?"
Auschwistic.
A guy walks into a science bar and asks for H2O, the guy next to him says "Can I get H2O too?". He died.
The bartender thought he said H2O2 which is Hydrogen Peroxide
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What do chemists do with their dogs? Barium.
Are you an organ trafficker? Because you just stole my heart.
You suck, your mom does too but she charges.
Are you an organ trafficker? Because you just stole my heart.
You suck, your mom does too but she charges.
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What do you get if you cross a sheep dog with a rose
A collie flower
A collie flower
An ancient African phrase which is still commonly used these days
"I'm hungry"
Ever tasted Ethiopian food?
Neither have they
Use chemicals to remove polish and nobody blinks an eye
Use chemicals to remove Polish and everyone loses their mind
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"I'm hungry"
Ever tasted Ethiopian food?
Neither have they
Use chemicals to remove polish and nobody blinks an eye
Use chemicals to remove Polish and everyone loses their mind
Last post dw
Daigestive
Professional Stripper
http://www.tickld.com/x/25-of-the-best-anti-jokes-ever-12-is-gold8
Whats's worse that a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings?
Whats's worse that a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings?
The Holocaust
