Song lyrics perpheads parody contest

[WolfyLuxion]

This is a perpheads parody contest. Basically, you write down a perpheads themed song and win a price.
Make sure to choose a popular song from 2015 or higher. We have three winners
Write down the whole song, and the length doesn't really matter. This is a fun contest and I am looking forward to it.
Rules:
Do not use racist, swearing or terms of words people can get offended by.
Besides, you are still able to make it funny.
Requirements to join:
- Own an csgo account without any bans - VAC
- Minimum played time on Perpheads - 1 week
- Do not own more than 2 of the 2016 holiday dolls
- Been active on perpheads past few days
- Put your steam trading link down below (look at template)

1st price is a holiday 2016 doll

2nd price is this csgo AWP | phobos Field-Tested

3rd price gets applause from me
The winners are getting chosen on 29th of december.
I wish you all a happy new year and Good luck!
Here is the template!

Spoiler: Template

In-game name:

Steam name and trading link:

Original song name:

Parody Lyrics:

 

[matt]

@LordTyla
Name: Matt / Matt Douglas
Steam Link: We friends on steam, send offer cause.

lyrix
tyla ur fuckin gay
tyla u can suck me knob
tyla u sleep in a stack of hey
with hazza65 your best friend
who cant protect you from this send
TJR120 MORE LIKE TJR im a weirdo
your contents bad without me in it
i havent rapped since 2012
with bertie and pakikid
but im back to roast tyla jai
the one the only, fairly gay.
your favourite color is black
because your brothers gonna get a smack
i'll just sit here awaiting a reply
cause you know your face is a bulls eye

 

[Creepis]

Calling @ErmakDimon to compete.

 

[John Daymon]

I'd rather have the AWP considering the Holiday Doll 2016 is only worth like 50k anyways lmao

 

[Weazel]

In-game name:
Jonny Alikov

Steam name and trading link:
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=166329375&token=MVGWXmZA

Original song name:
Closer

Parody Lyrics:
Hey, I was doing just fine before I met you
I drink too much and that's an issue
But I'm Ok
Hey, tell your friends it was nice to meet them
But I hope I never see them again

I know it breaks your heart
Moved to the city in a broke down car
And four years, no calls
Now you're looking pretty in a hotel bar
And I, I, I, I, I can't stop
No, I, I, I, I, I can't stop

So baby pull me closer in the back seat of your Rover
That I know you can't afford
Bite that tattoo on your shoulder
Pull the sheets right off the corner
Of that mattress that you stole
From your roommate back in Boulder
We ain't ever getting older

We ain't ever getting older
We ain't ever getting older

You, look as good as the day I met you
I forget just why I left you, I was insane
Stay, and play that Blink-182 song
That we beat to death in Tucson, OK

I know it breaks your heart
Moved to the city in a broke down car
And four years, no call
Now I'm looking pretty in a hotel bar
And I, I, I, I, I can't stop
No, I, I, I, I, I can't stop

So baby pull me closer in the back seat of your Rover
That I know you can't afford
Bite that tattoo on your shoulder
Pull the sheets right off the corner
Of that mattress that you stole
From your roommate back in Boulder
We ain't ever getting older

We ain't ever getting older
We ain't ever getting older

So baby pull me closer in the back seat of your Rover
That I know you can't afford
Bite that tattoo on your shoulder
Pull the sheets right off the corner
Of that mattress that you stole
From your roommate back in Boulder
We ain't ever getting older

We ain't ever getting older
No, we ain't ever getting older
We ain't ever getting older
No, we ain't ever getting older
We ain't ever getting older
We ain't ever getting older
We ain't ever getting older
No, we ain't ever getting older

We ain't ever getting older
No, we ain't ever getting older​

 

[ErmakDimon]

In-game name: Ermak Rasmussen

Steam name and trading link: 7B14| ErmakDimon (i dont need the awp)

Original song name: I write sins not tradegies; Death of a bachelor

Parody Lyrics:

"I Give bans, not jail sentences"
Oh well imagine
As I'm Planting my drugs in regals 4
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:

Why did you break 3.4?
Why dd you break 3.4-Says an armed guy to a sweater.
But what a shame,
What a shame the poor sweater is a noob.

I chime in with a
Haven't you people ever heard of following 3.4?
No, It's much better to face these kinds of thigs with a sense of being right while being wrong

I chime in,
Haven't you people ever heard of following 3.4?
No, It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of

Oh well in fact,
Well I'll look at it this way,
I mean, technically, our drugs are saved,
Well this calls for a harvest,
So get the cocaine

"Death of an officer"
Do I look lonely?
I see the blood on my face
People have told me
I don't Look the same

Maybe i gained weight?
I'm playing perpheads
With the best of the best, point my gun at hs chest,
So that i can cuff him too,

I'm walking the long road,
Watching the skyfall,
The gun on your back
Makes me nervous,
How do i live?

The death of an officer,
Oh oh oh,
Letting the bloody fall

The death of an officer,
Oh oh oh,
Seemed so fitting for.

Do we have any units, ooh?
How could i ask for more?
A lifetime of freedom,
at the expense, of the death of an officer.

He's cutting my head off,
Feels like my heart is going to burst,
Alone in the city for two,
And i just dont wanna be shot,
And when you think of me,
Am i the best on duty?
Share one more drink with me,
Smile even though you cringe.

I'm walking the short road.
There's no squad cars anywhere,
The gun in your hand,
Makes me nervous,
How do I live?

The death of an officer, oh oh oh
Letting the red blood fall.
The death of an officer, oh oh oh,
Seemed so fitting for.

Do we have any units, ooh?
How could I ask for more?
A lifetime of freedom, at the expense of the death of an officer.

 

[rat]

In-game name: Humphrey Smithson

Steam name and trading link: Exrobite (will provide if won)

Original song name: 12 days of Christmas

Parody Lyrics:

Spoiler: Rest of song fam

On the 1st day of Christmas Lewis gave to me:
A salty AR targeting meeeeeeeeee

On the 2nd day of Christmas Lewis gave to me:
2 jaywalking sweaters
And a salty AR targeting meeeeeeeeee

On the 3rd day of Christmas Lewis gave to me:
3 broken minis
2 jaywalking sweaters
And a salty AR targeting meeeeeeeeee

On the 4th day of Christmas Lewis gave to me:
4 sniped SWAT
3 broken minis
2 jaywalking sweaters
And a salty AR targeting meeeeeeeeee

On the 5th day of Christmas Lewis gave to me:
5 pots of weeeeeeeeeed
4 sniped SWAT
3 broken minis
2 jaywalking sweaters
And a salty AR targeting meeeeeeeeee

On the 6th day of Christmas Lewis gave to me:
6 bugged out bank raids
5 pots of weeeeeeeeeed
4 sniped SWAT
3 broken minis
2 jaywalking sweaters
And a salty AR targeting meeeeeeeeee

On the 7th day of Christmas Lewis gave to me:
7 shots fired
6 bugged out bank raids
5 pots of weeeeeeeeeed
4 sniped SWAT
3 broken minis
2 jaywalking sweaters
And a salty AR targeting meeeeeeeeee

On the 8th day of Christmas Lewis gave to me:
8 burgers eaten
7 shots fired
6 bugged out bank raids
5 pots of weeeeeeeeeed
4 sniped SWAT
3 broken minis
2 jaywalking sweaters
And a salty AR targeting meeeeeeeeee

On the 9th day of Christmas Lewis gave to me:
shoutbox bans
8 burgers eaten
7 shots fired
6 bugged out bank raids
5 pots of weeeeeeeeeed
4 sniped SWAT
3 broken minis
2 jaywalking sweaters
And a salty AR targeting meeeeeeeeee

On the 10th day of Christmas Lewis gave to me:
10 salty players
9 shoutbox bans
8 burgers eaten
7 shots fired
6 bugged out bank raids
5 pots of weeeeeeeeeed
4 sniped SWAT
3 broken minis
2 jaywalking sweaters
And a salty AR targeting meeeeeeeeee

On the 11th day of Christmas Lewis gave to me:
11 shit staff teams
10 salty players
9 shoutbox bans
8 burgers eaten
7 shots fired
6 bugged out bank raids
5 pots of weeeeeeeeeed
4 sniped SWAT
3 broken minis
2 jaywalking sweaters
And a salty AR targeting meeeeeeeeee

On the 12th day of Christmas Lewis gave to me:

12 dead cops
11 shit staff teams
10 salty players
9 shoutbox bans
8 burgers eaten
7 shots fired
6 bugged out bank raids
5 pots of weeeeeeeeeed
4 sniped SWAT
3 broken minis
2 jaywalking sweaters
And a salty AR targeting meeeeeeeeee

 

[CiniJones]

In-game name: MrAaron - Aaron Doman

Steam name and trading link: MrAaron

Original song name: Dido - white flag

Parody Lyrics: listen to the song

https://m.youtube.com/watch?ebc=ANy...HsM49AVnShM9gjA7cYkocUG7ykN_IoQ&v=zG05wZKoGtw

 

[Mathias]

In-game name:
Mathias Brakkestad

Steam name and trading link:
Mathias (on phone, you have me on steam so just msg me or something)

Original song name:
J. Cole - Immortal

You kinda have to listen to the actual song to know how tbhe lyrics go, unfortunatly it's only on spotify so if you dont have it then I apologize. I would have tried to play it in but I'm currently on vacation and lack equipment.
https://open.spotify.com/track/5EqJu4TOYqo3dZ08DdLRCy

Parody Lyrics:

Ahhh.... haha

Now I was barely 16 with a breath full of hope
Been having Garrys mod now for some months
And my mind can't handle these god damn dunce'
Have you ever had the sensation of giving someone one in the nose?
Man I can tell you that the actions have been on the top
Have you ever thought of exploring more than the core?
Flashbacks to the times, wakin' up, growing coke
Six o'clock in the mornin', gotta hit the perpheads
Get my rep up on the block, keep watch for the cops
God they love to see a boarded window and hear a gunshot
Nowadays crime pays like millionaire's job
And the veterans got me prayin' for a sports car like 'em
Moderators come again
Taking my defenses down 'cause it's hard for a felon
In my mind they were cryin', know it's wrong but I'm still breakin' the rules
Eyes red
Thinkin' 'bout my time here as much as a skrt
Immortalized on this dirt

Warnings given out all the time
zero to the top
One-Seven-Forty-Five
Zero to the top
Warnings given out all the time
Zero to the top
Forum logs don't lie
Zero to the top
My warnings are high
Zero to the top
Warning given out all the time
Zero to the top
Warnings given out all the time
Warnings given out all the time

Have you ever seen a friend cook meth in the bazaar?
Have you ever seen a mod entering in the skybox' moon?
Have you ever seen your 10 year old brother be banned and he cried?
Have you ever seen a god damn lightbar in the sky?
Yup, all I see is that beef, man, that beef
I'm now a mod, my perp dream and it was the most interesting thing.
And they call me fat, too fat for what a mods can be
I'm the type of mod that make the whole server fear me
Community bans left, right and center.
If they want my to resign they gon' have to send a SWAT team
And he went out like Scarface in his last scene
A legend, what do these kids mean?

Warnings given out all the time
Forum beef zero to the top
One-Seven-Forty-Five
Zero to the top
Warnings given out all the time
Zero to the top
Forum logs don't lie
Zero to the top
My warnings are high
Zero to the top
Warning given out all the time
Zero to the top
Warnings given out all the time
Warnings given out all the time

To quit thinking you're a legend or keep going unfulfilled
'Cause you wanna change the community
But while mod you never will
'Cause they only feel you after you gone, or I've been told
And now I'm caught between bein' in power and gettin' 'too old'
Damn, resigning in my thoughts lately
My one wish in this community make it quick if the Lord take me
I know nobody meant to moderate forever anyway
And so I try to make a better impression like my fellow mates
They say staff top the report count, get lazy and then resign, in that order
It's that sort of thinkin' that been keepin' mods active
At the bottom and hanged
The strangest thing for a player is a resignation, they don't know how it is.
Listen...

 

[Generic Twat]

Gentlemen, I bring you the PassiveRP song!

In-game name: James Simeon

Steam name and trading link: Generic Twat (will add link if I win)

Original song name: Day 'N' Nite
Parody Lyrics:

Day 'n' Nite
Keep tellin' sweaters there are rules to abide (abide abide)
They look for guns, but nothing good comes out of that.
They are now raiding my Passive RP flat.

Now look at this
Making a stand in bazzar to cook fish,
Guys are comming with heavy guns atlast.
I try to run but see I'm not that fast.

Chorus

Cuz Day 'n' nite!
I abide the rules but keep getting raided at night
Dying alone in my flat tonight
The lonely loaner gets raided out of spite. x2

Oh my phone
Keeps getting stolen by muggers at my door,
They're always on the move, cant seem to shoot them back
Dying alas inside my council flat.

No peace for me
My marble bust gets blood on it from me,
5k not worth it anymore
I'm going to the bank to sell my door.

*Chorus*

Slow mo
Bullets whistleing near my door,
The cops come but seem not to draw any lines
All those reccomendatoins arent worth it all these times.


Bazzar is quite
quite nice place to purchase guns that are light,
use them to get back for all those times
when my RP was ruined by some shit guys.

*Chorus*

Now Day 'n' nite!
I'm the one raiding all those guys at night,
Oh god I have an AR on me
Not much time has been left for me to be... x2

 

[.....]

This is made with entertaining purposes I have nothing against @Josef Stalin


In-game name: John King

Steam name and trading link: https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=221951061&token=aYf7ivJi

Original song name: Soulja Boy "Beef"

Parody Lyrics:
Yea mane you know what the f**k goning on man
Aye Josef you a bi**h ni**a
Yea ni**a
I introduced you to John King ni**a
What you forgot?
Josef, Josef, Josef said he want some beef with me
Aye man I guess you mad cause I f**k Josef's girl and he ain’t never met her before ni**a
I don’t give a f**k all y’all can get it


(Chorus)
Josef said he want some beef with me
Josef, Josef, Josef said he want some beef with me
F**k Josef, f**k Trapani, pull on your block with the Draco
F**k Josef, f**k Trapani, pull on your block with the Draco
Josef said he want some beef with me
Josef said he want some beef with me
F**k Josef, f**k Trapani, pull on your block and I spray with the Draco
F**k Josef, f**k Trapani, pull on your block and I spray with the Draco

(Verse 1)
Josef hit my phone say he want beef
Must don’t know I’ll knock out his teeth
I pull up in the north side shoot with the 223
Trapani ain’t s**t to me
Spray with the Draco leave them pu**y ni**as history
Josef stole my swag he must be my mini me
Hannah Montana, Hannah Montana, shut the f**k up ni**a give me that s**t
Run on your block and you know I’ma empty the clip
Trapani ain’t nothing but a bi**h
F**k Josef you a hoe
I f**ked his bi**h I guess he ain’t know
Pull on his block spray with the Draco
I got some shooters pulling up they from Clayco
I sold Josef a pint of lean but he ain’t know I mixed it with the Karo

(Chorus again)
F**k Josef, f**k Trapani, pull on your block with the Draco
F**k Josef, f**k Trapani, pull on your block with the Draco
Josef said he want some beef with me
Josef said he want some beef with me
F**k Josef, f**k Trapani, pull on your block and I spray with the Draco
F**k Josef, f**k Trapani, pull on your block and I spray with the Draco

 

[Sagittarius]

In-game name: Samuel Jensen

Steam name and trading link: Sagittarius/That Guy https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=87872773&token=OijEoz02

Original song name: We are number one - Lazy Town

Spoiler: Parody Lyrics

[Intro]

"Are you, uh, a real sweater?"

"Well, uh, technically... nah."

"Have you ever RDM’d a good guy, like, uh, like a real officer?"

"Nah."

"Have you ever used a baseball bat?"

"Nah, nah..."

"Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be sweaters!


[Hook]

Hey!

We are sweatervests

Hey!

We are sweatervests


[Verse 1]

Now listen closely

Here's a little lesson in muggery

We are making Sourcebans history

If you wanna be a real sweatervest

You’ll have to learn how to be the greatest pest

Just follow my moves, and minge around

Be careful not to roleplay now

(//Admin 2 me!)

(No, don't say that!)


[Hook]

We are sweatervests

Hey!

We are sweatervests

We are sweatervests


[Verse 2]

Ha ha ha

Now look at this bat, that I just made

When I say go, be ready to raid

And go!

(Hit him, not me!)

(Ugh, let's raid someone else)

Now watch and learn, here's the rules

We’ll ignore these, they’re just for fools!

(Ha ha ha, gasp! What are you doing!?)


[Outro]

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We are sweatervests

Hey!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We are sweatervests

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We are sweatervests

Hey!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We are sweatervests

Hey!

Hey!

@DilanTheSkrub

 

[joey]

In-game name: Zovetta Aren

Steam name and trading link: ShadowJoey (just offer me a trad darl')

Original song name: Sorry - Justin Bieber

Parody Lyrics:

 

[Yaseen]

-REMOVED-

 

[cardstarvipe]

@Slayerduck aka joe baggers

 

[WolfyLuxion]

Winner announcement
1st price winner wins a doll
Winner: @Slayerduck
2nd price winner wins an csgo awp | phobos
winner: @Rogue Car Tyres
3rd price = clap clap clap<3
Winner: @thehomelessdude
4th price is for the great work and the performing
Winner: @ShadowJoey

 

[rogue]

what's an awp phobos