The Church Of Tadgee

[Sir CaptainSpaghetti]

The Church of Tadgee

How the church of Tadgee came to be.

Harry and Josh were banterous individuals, they travelled the kingdom of Paralake, causing mischief and mayhem where ever they went. But all that changed when they discovered anal sex... At the ripe age of 69, Harry found the love and power of Tadgee, he showed him how to live, and Harry rightfully worshipped him as a god, Tadgee once visited Harry while he slept, and when he was ready he showed his true devotion to Tadgee... Tadgee is love... Tadgee is life...
Harry wanted more people to recognise the importance Tadgee, so he tracked down his old friend Josh, and continued to force him to form an organisation with him, or he would murder his family.

And so, The Church of Tadgee was born!​

Our uniform

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About us​

We are a religious organisation devoting their lives to worshipping the lord Tadgee, the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Gaben, but most importantly Tadgee.
We also have a war cry, to bring terror to the hearts of our enemies.

This is also the war cry we use when doing drive-bys on our enemies

Ranks
Gods: Tadgee, D4NNY

Leader(s): Harry Barnett (@Hazza56 ) and Josh Morrison. (@CaptainSpaghetti )

Bishops: Tyla Jai (@LordTyla )

Priests: <OPEN>

Worshipers:

Cultists:

Plebs: <Anyone new to the Org>




IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE ONE TRUE RELIGION GO HERE: https://perpheads.com/threads/the-church-of-tadgee-applications.8737/
BE INVOLVED IN MUGGINGS, RAIDS, ALLIANCES, WARS, MONEY MAKING AND COMPLETE DEVOTION TO OUR LORD TADGEE! TADGEEHU ACKBAR!!!

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[Angelos]

WAR TIME BITCHES


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U GONNNANANA GET REKT BY PILLUMINATI



oUR War laugh (xd)

 

[MattIs]

Didn't he leave?

Update: oh that's ducking tragic

 

[Esteban]

Well, that was a damn short stay... 40 Minutes to be exact...

Well, gr8 banter... Even tho i wont be invited anymore i guess.

Ah well, just wanna point out that Nikita kinda tried to force me into a car to get killed, and she's still in the org... Dank i guess

Ah well, enough with the Butthurteroni.

I will always be there if you miss some gr8 banter

 

[Sir CaptainSpaghetti]

THREAD UPDATED WITH NEW MEMBERS AND THEIR RANKS.

Boy, this was quite the first day, we decided to have a big party that turned into a youtube party, we had about 15 people come and 11 people then stayed with us to become VERY good members, who will be valued in the future for their tactics and raiding skills.

The new plebs arrive.

We then continued to watch random YouTube videos for about 2 hours, giggling and pissing ourselves the whole time, this showed our true personality as an org, and it clearly did rub off of some people, due to our sudden rise in population.

Our new members enjoy laughing at the expense of your average downie, it was truly difficult to not burst out laughing at this video.

With our new numbers, we continued to put it to good use, splitting into 2 teams of 5-8 people, we performed 2 stealth-based raids, and succeeded in both of them. We were also attacked twice, and while some were injured and few killed, our numbers gave the enemy little chance of survival.

I believe this picture of a recent mugging expresses our numbers and capability fully...

The Church of Tadgee has grown beyond belief in such a short time, we thank the current members, encourage others to join in, congratulate those who have done well tonight, and ensure everyone... We will be making quite an impact on this city.

Praise Tadgee!

 

[EVIL]

Get shit on, Church of Tadgee.

10/10 for effort. 2/10 for result.

'Sow the wind, and reap the whirlwind'

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[Hazza the Fifty-Sixth]

Church of Tadgee - Announcement

A new god​

The Church of Tadgee has now officially enlisted 'D4NNY' as a god, due to his limitless singing talent and general dankness. All members must now pay full respect to D4NNY and listen to his music every day. Anyone who talks down to the name of D4NNY will be publicly named and shamed.

You can also purchase D4NNY t-shirts and accessories here:
http://d4nnymusic.spreadshirt.co.uk/

 

[obidan66]

Church of Tadgee - Announcement

A new god​

The Church of Tadgee has now officially enlisted 'D4NNY' as a god, due to his limitless singing talent and general dankness. All members must now pay full respect to D4NNY and listen to his music every day. Anyone who talks down to the name of D4NNY will be publicly named and shamed.

You can also purchase D4NNY t-shirts and accessories here:
http://d4nnymusic.spreadshirt.co.uk/

 

[Tadgee]

Church of Tadgee - Announcement

A new god​

The Church of Tadgee has now officially enlisted 'D4NNY' as a god, due to his limitless singing talent and general dankness. All members must now pay full respect to D4NNY and listen to his music every day. Anyone who talks down to the name of D4NNY will be publicly named and shamed.

You can also purchase D4NNY t-shirts and accessories here:
http://d4nnymusic.spreadshirt.co.uk/

PRAISE D4NNY AND TADGEE

 

[Sir CaptainSpaghetti]

Newsletter:
So a little piece of scum decided to blaspheme not only our Lord Tadgee, but D4NNY too!
We showed him not to take our lords' names in vain again.

We proceeded to gunpoint him after he refused to leave.
He was dragged into our shop and still acted cocky, I guess you could say he lost that quality quickly...

We then took this stubborn little puppy, tied him to a chair and interrogated him to find out why he blasphemed the holy Tadgee, must have been uncomfortable, sitting on a cold metal chair with an open gash between your legs...

We then decided to let him go, but it wasn't going to be that simple... We kept him tied to that chair, chucked him into the back of a pickup truck and whisked him away to the infamous death tree.

We decided to give this pig a little chance... We tied him to the Death Tree by his feet, and left him there. He had 2 choices, stay there and starve to death, or gnaw his own foot off and have a chance to survive, we don't know what happened to him... We don't care...

Let this be a lesson, don't blaspheme the holy Tadgee, you will regret it, as will your dick...

 

[Hazza the Fifty-Sixth]

Me and Josh Morrison have come to the decision that we are disbanding the Church of Tadgee.
The reason being is that, as of right now, the members are a total aidsfest. We were talking about an alliance with the Paralake Partnership however our members took it upon themselves to raid and attack them multiple times, giving no warning or asking for any permission.
This organisation may come back in the future, with a focus of quality over quantity.

Disbanded.​

 

[John Daymon]

Tadgee you have for once listened to the players, you have answered their prayers and sacrificed some of them with you to ban heaven and made them one with you.

In the name of the holy boy of Tadgee we Will never forget This day and it Will always be close to our hearts. Lord and Saviour of the Diabetic People Tadgee we Hope you Will forgive us for all our sins and take Well care of the so called forgotten people