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Welcome to the Matiz constituency. Here we roam around in Paralake in our Matizs looking down upon anyone who traverses in any other mobile, unless it's a Rover.
We don't start wars because we can't outrun Ols3n in our little 1.0 litre engines (or 0.8 litre depending on your rank.)
If you would like to join The Matiz Constituency then contact either Rogue Matiz Tyres or @DannyD. Your rank is based on your 'cool factor.'
RANKS
Chevrolet Matiz: You are the uncoolest bloke in the group; you drive in the WORST Matiz. Expect to be ranked up soon.
Base Model Matiz 1998: You are alright now. You can drive in the older model Matiz with the slightly dodgy gearbox and slow 0.8 litre engine.
Base Model Matiz 2004: You're now flashing around in the grand-spanking new Matiz with a nicer overall feel. You've got a top speed of 89MPH.
Matiz SE+: You're really getting there now. You've got radio-cassette and electric front windows. Groovy.
Matiz SE+ 'Special edition': Your awesome Matiz now has colour-matching bumpers and a 1.0 litre engine. It can now zoom past at a scary 94MPH.
Matiz SE+ Xtra Cool: Well look at you. You can now be cooled down in those sweaty hot summer days with Air Conditioning.
Matiz SE+ 'Flirt': That's it. You've made it to the top with the owner himself. You can roam around in luxury with all of the above features including fake leather seats, alloy wheels AND a tinted rear window.
Thank you for visiting The Matiz Constituency!!!
