The Peak Of Balcanian Music

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Get fucking ready to cringe, puke, cry, and bleed because some fucking guy from Serbia who thinks hes a singer posted a music video called "Male Whore". Here are the subtitles because why the fuck not?


"Honey, Im not something comfort you, male whore; Im the biggest one
I know you want me, I can se it; you're playing with fire in a cold way.
Honey, Im not something comfort you, male whore; Im the biggest one
I know you want me, I can se it; you're playing with fire in a cold way.

Dont get your hopes up, your wish is abandoned,
so good skin will crack
Sexy Lady I drive you crazy
I said 'bravo' fire baby

You only see me, I'm flowing through your veins
One boiling night that you're next to me,
Im dont give up easy, I'm here
I'm a male whore, rape me.

One night will be enough, I'll make you crazy.
You'll pay me off in interest, You're playing with fire in a cold way

(fucking retarded pause but the beat is good I guess)

Where ever you enter, its VIP,
youre going high, believe me
You're sending me a drink, whats up with that?
I dont sell myself for cheap

Where ever you enter, its VIP,
You're going high, believe me
You're sending me a drink, whats up with that?
I dont sell myels, woman.

Don't bring you hopes up, your wish is abandoned,
The trails on you body, the skin is cracking
Sexy lady, I drive you crazy,
I said bravo, fire baby.

You only see me that its gonna happen,
One boiling night when youre next to me,
I dont give up easily, theres lots of me
I'm a male whore, rape me.

One night it will be enough,
Ill make you crazy
You'll pay me off in interest,
You're playing with fire in a cold way.

(I couldn't be bothered to translate this pause)"

Now youre thinking, Is this humanity's worst? Anwser: yes it is.

The valid rating on this post should be "dumb, disagree, dislike" #PrayforBalkan

A normal person made a parody:
 
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These poor guys in the background are obviously having a difficult time taking this seriously...

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"I'm not getting paid enough"

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Poor guys.
 
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