A horrific crisis broke out in Paralake city earlier this morning, nobody knew why this was happened - they simply woke up with this deadly disease and were forever forced into being ashamed and embarrassed.
No video, but the other day me and my friend were driving from business to city, in the middle, I kid you not. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY was a sweatervest, casually walking on a highway. It was unbelievably funny watching him fly about 10 feet away
This all starts with two sweatervests fighting on the bridge and it ends with Zoey Lockutus throwing a grenade and killing 3 people, joy. Luckily, you get me to take pictures of some of the heated moments - should be a photographer.
Ft, a shit ton of people.
After 20 people ran over to stop the sweaterfight.
Couldn't really see shit at this moment.
Explained version.
Just after Zoey through a grenade and started a big ass fight.
The end result, 3 more others died.
Check out the rest of my random ass screenshots - more to come I guess: Link to my steam library.
Saw these fine gentlemen at the bazaar today, looking for some guns to plow down anyone in their way.
They quickly found out noone was selling guns less than 1k, so they decided to move on and beat someone down with a bat, hoping he would drop a gun for them.
I was barely able of taking this picture since they drove away so quickly, in their beast of a car, that I only got a glimpse of their getaway.
They greeded me farewell with a kind: "WTF are you looking at you idiot" and drove out on their wild upcoming adventures.
Linda Linda is a rare creature, taking the form of a black sweatervest, it is said to roam the streets of Paralake and walking through the intersection at 2 in the morning when there are no admins.
This is the only extremely rare footage of the infamous Linda Linda.
Our photographer was not found, he was reported missing 1 hour and 9 minutes after this photo was taken.
NOTICE: NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU CHANT "Linda Linda" IN A MIRROR 3 TIMES IN A ROW! IT IS SAID THAT YOU WILL BE CURSED TO WEAR A GREY SWEATER AND BLUE JEANS UNTIL YOU DIE!
Barrack Obama hits Paralake city in the form of a sweatervest.
Meet Flammenboy Flammenboy a rare form of the sweatervest species of which relates the Linda Linda species, but is white and is quite ignorant of his surroundings and people. The species went extinct when Creepis dealt with him.
This sweatermedic attempts to "save" the PLPD body pile that Ben Walker made.