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TRUE FACTS ABOUT PARALAKE WEED:
- The only deaths caused by weed in paralake are from PLPD Giving stoners the death penalty
- Weed can cure diseases such as AIDS, ADHD, Cancer, and PERPheads addiction in 1 spliff cut with spice
- Mayor Simon Felt tip makes 2000 dollars a second selling fake cures to every disease that just makes you get more diseases so weed is a crime
- We live in a society
- Gamers need weed or they rob gas stations and Liqour stores
- Weed stops you from injecting other drugs like cannabis
WHY WEED IS ILLEGAL IN PARALAKE:
Weed is illegal as part of a conspiracy to keep junk food sales low and also prevents people getting CURED From there diseases. Weed stops every single disease. Weed when smoked releases a chemical called THC Which has the following effects on the body:
- Cures all mental heatlh isseus
- Cures autism
- THC Contains soap which gets rid of all bad germs in your body
- Cures cannabis addiction
- Cures PERP addiction syndrome
- 2 of your 5 a day in every boof
Medical companies use vaccines and medication to put dangerous chemicals in the body, this with the chemtrails released by planes onto paralake causes autism and other disesases and weed is the only cure to it.
THC:
THC Stands for "Totally Healthy and Cool". THC is the active ingredient in weed alongside CBD, which we will come onto in a minute. THC Cures all diseases known to man and the government of paralake run by Simon Felldown stopped it being legal because its just too OP. Simon had to nerf hospitals because diseases were complaining that it was just too OP Due to THC's head armour and access to free guns.
CBD:
CBD, which stands for "Cool Boof Dude", is fucking good because it also cures all diseases just like THC Does, so by smoking weed, you cure all your diseases twice. Its pretty fucking radical my dude. Sadly, it doesn't make you feel good and giggly like THC Does so its fucking drab tbh but like weed has THC anyways so you can just ignore this gay drug
SO NOW YOU KNOW WHY WEED IS ILLEGAL IN PARALAKE! SPREAD THE WORD AND PROTEST AT CITY HALL!
